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Thu 04/20/23 08:13 PM
A universal language.
To cut down on wars.
And misunderstandings.

I am not greedy.
I would take just the one thing.

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Wed 04/19/23 06:48 PM
They are simply marketing what men want.

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Mon 04/17/23 07:58 PM
I had it once, about 2010.
Was up for 4 days and nights.
Last time.

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Mon 04/17/23 07:54 AM

Here is what you do..

Take a pic of the member in question and hang it
on the wall, maybe in the entryway.

When a chica sees it she will no doubt comment
favorably or unfavorably.

The vibe should guide you.

Plus, you get all that advertising.
Which you seem to like.

Win-win.

I want to do that but the ceilings where I live aren't high enough.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Sat 04/15/23 03:55 PM




When I was married 6 months at age 25 my new husband
told me he had had a vasectomy.

Seriously? That is harsh!


I was totally shocked and he had had it 25 years prior...some things you just should mention ;-)

I can understand that, phew. And sure as hell something you should mention way before marrying a girl.


I asked him why he failed to mention it,
he said I might not have married him if
I had known.

Well, der.

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Sat 04/15/23 03:24 PM


When I was married 6 months at age 25 my new husband
told me he had had a vasectomy.

Seriously? That is harsh!


I was totally shocked and he had had it 25 years prior...some things you just should mention ;-)

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Wed 04/12/23 02:09 PM
You have been here 8 days and they offered
you a Moderator job?

Who are YOU kidding?

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Wed 04/12/23 08:02 AM
When I was married 6 months at age 25 my new husband
told me he had had a vasectomy.

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Tue 04/11/23 04:49 PM


I like a good pillow.

Bed its mean sex... :D


Ya Sofie, where'd you learn English? It means sex!
..
I learned the same place I learned about sex, on the bathroom walls at school.

Like everyone else ;-)

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Mon 04/10/23 05:24 PM
I like a good pillow.

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Mon 04/10/23 01:14 PM
I grew up in San Lorenzo, California, the very first
planned community in the United States.

It was wonderful, rows and rows of houses with kids,
you would not have believed Halloween.

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Fri 04/07/23 07:57 AM

Is Trump Becoming Likeable?

That will depend.
Upon whether he gets the top bunk
or the bottom one.

In jail.

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Sat 04/01/23 04:49 PM

Hi everyone, new here. Does anyone have advice?

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Welcome ;-)

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Thu 03/30/23 10:16 PM

How to treat cheater?

There is only one way.
Cheat the cheater of your companionship.

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Tue 03/28/23 06:48 AM
I have never had Indian food.

Once, though, a neighbor from India made me a dish
that was so different I asked what the spice was
in it and she said turmeric which I had not
heard of at that point.

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Fri 03/24/23 02:19 PM
The Sloth.

Slow and determined but very kind ;-)

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Wed 03/22/23 07:41 AM
When we were 22, my boyfriend died.
It was a very difficult recovery.

One day, about 30 years later,
I was walking down a crowed street,
window-shopping when suddenly I
smelled his after-shave!

My head whipped around because for me,
in that moment before reality struck
like a truck, he was alive.

Man, a smell can trigger long-buried
memories instantaneously.

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Sun 03/19/23 04:42 PM
A guy that got kicked out of here went to another
dating site and told everyone I was a man.

I still get penile implant emails.

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Sat 03/18/23 11:32 AM

can you make me laugh?

Trump has morals.

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Sat 03/18/23 11:29 AM
I am 74 and have not forgotten anything.
Yet.

Fantasy and reality become well-defined.

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