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blonde's house on fire
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A blonde's house was on fire so she called 911,She screamed over the phone"MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE,MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!"
The operator said "Get a hold of yourself and tell us,how do we get ther?" She said"DAH,that big red truck" |
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married to my vibrator
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the son-in-lae's name was "buzz"
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to a blonde there's not only M&M's but W&W's
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Topic:
Holy water
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now that's funny
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Topic:
Abe Lincoln
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What was the last thing that Abe heard his wife say before he got shot?....................
"See Abe,I told you going to the theater wouldn't kill you" |
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A blonde went back to the store where she had bought a loaf of french bread earlier that day,she was complaining that the french bread didn't work,the manager asked "what do you mean the french bread don't work?"
She said that she had sliced it up and put it in her toaster and still didn't get french toast |
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A blonde went back to the store where she had bought a loaf of french bread earlier that day,she was complaining that the french bread didn't work,the manager asked "what do you mean the french bread don't work?"
She said that she had sliced it up and put it in her toaster and still didn't get french toast |
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how about the quarter back was looking for a wide receiver
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Topic:
Religion
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 I AM THE JSH RELIGION.  THERE SHALL BE NO OTHERS BEFORE ME 
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Topic:
Religion
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What religion are Epilepics...............................
quakers and Shakers |
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It's time to leave town
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Mama bashing jokes
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your mama's so ungly,when she was a littlr girl she'll go trick-r-treat over the telephone
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over 30
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Great job Jill,Igrow up in the 60's,My dad remembers when drive bys were done with sling-shots on horse back
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Three kids
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I had a seizure at six flags over Texas,when I came to there were three kids on my back
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IDAHO....!!!
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I am in Central Idaho but went to High School up your way. Graduated from Genesee.
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Topic:
okra gumbo
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sounds yum...i love okra...idk why...it's an odd little vegetable or fruit or seed pod or whatever it is 
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okra gumbo
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This so very easy,even if you don't like okra try this,you''ll like it
1 lb. of ground beef,brown it and drain gresse 1 lb. of cut okra i 16 oz. jar of pace picante( any style ) cook all togther till the okra turns dark green and soft let simmer for 30 min. Enjoy |
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Topic:
Fishing
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I like skippres myself
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Topic:
What Would Yout Name Be?
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from now on I'll only answer to the name "Sloopy Pottydoodle"
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