that's true
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Topic:
Another Blonde Gag
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no way!!
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Edited by
funnydude
on
Sun 02/10/08 03:35 PM
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Once in the 1880's the Indians were on the war path,a patrol went out to look around,before they knew it,it was getting dark,so they made camp,one soldier pulled out a banjo and started to play it,then they herd the sound of drums over the ridge,the guy stoped playing and stood up and said"I don't like the sound of those drums!!"
Than an Indian yelled out "He's not our ordinal drummer!!" |
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Topic:
Death of an Indian
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Did you about the Indian that died after dranking 5 gallons of tea?......
He drowned in his tea-pee |
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Topic:
My grandfather
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My grandfather's name was Chief Running Water,he had two brothers named hot and cold
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Topic:
My dad
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My dad's a Comanche and he won't go to as resturants,'cuz the last time he went out to eat the waitress asked him if he had a reservation
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Topic:
Police dog
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I once had a police dog,he smelled like coffee and dough-nuts
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Topic:
How to piss off a cop
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I noticed a cop was following for a couple of blocks,It was rainning big time,so I ran a stop sign just to make him get out in the rain,he got out and said"Do you know why I stoped you?" I said "Yes,Do you know why I ran that stop sign?" |
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Topic:
rich man
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now,that's rich
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How does a German tie thier boots?.....
In little knotzies |
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Topic:
hot dogs and drinking
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that'sa good one
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Topic:
Sam & Becky
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great!!
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Topic:
How to piss off a cop
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I noticed a cop was following for a couple of blocks,It was rainning big time,so I ran a stop sign just to make him get out in the rain,he got out and said"Do you know why I stoped you?"
I said "Yes,Do you know why I ran that stop sign?" |
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Snake the other white meat. |
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that fits
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Topic:
what's the best
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When I lived in San Antonio,I had a neighbor who'll mess with everyone for no reason at all,I had enough of his grap so I get water-balloons filled with round-up,shot it over the fence and they made big round brown cirles in his yard,he was baffled!but he was a lot nicer after that.
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Topic:
A NUN GOES TO HOOTERS
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that was great
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Topic:
Stolen Car
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that's a good one
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that would be funnier if it wasn't true
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