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Topic: Mama bashing jokes
trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:05 PM
This is not to be offensive....just think they're funny... I'll go first.... "Your mama is so ugly, when she was a baby, they had to feed her with a slingshot"

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 02/04/08 07:08 PM


peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Mon 02/04/08 07:08 PM
your momma's so fat that when she falls on a dollar bill she gets change

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:09 PM
your momma's so fat that when she falls on a dollar bill she gets change

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Mon 02/04/08 07:09 PM
your mama's so fat she's got more chins than china

harrington41 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 3	Mon 02/04/08 07:09 PM
i woulda been yer daddy but yer mamma didnt have change for a dollar

ImDavid Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 1403	Mon 02/04/08 07:10 PM
Your momma is so fat, it's easier to climb up and over her than to go around....

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:10 PM
Your mama is so fat, she needs hula hoops to hold her pantlegs up

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Mon 02/04/08 07:10 PM
i woulda been yer daddy but yer mamma didnt have change for a dollar

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:10 PM
Your momma is so fat, it's easier to climb up and over her than to go around....

angee Joined Sun 06/17/07 Posts: 46	Mon 02/04/08 07:11 PM
Your mama is so fat, she needs hula hoops to hold her pantlegs up FUNNY

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:12 PM
your mama is so poor she goes into KFC and licks the other peoples fingers.....

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Mon 02/04/08 07:12 PM
rofl

Kayla116 Joined Wed 05/23/07 Posts: 43	Mon 02/04/08 07:13 PM
You're mama so fat, when she says she's laying around the house, she's literally LAYING around the house.

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:13 PM
your mama is so ugly when she was born they had to put her in a tinted incubator....

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Mon 02/04/08 07:13 PM
your momma is so fat that she makes free willy look like a goldfish

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:13 PM
You're mama so fat, when she says she's laying around the house, she's literally LAYING around the house.

Kayla116 Joined Wed 05/23/07 Posts: 43	Mon 02/04/08 07:14 PM
You're mama so fat, when she puts on a red dress, kids are like, "HEY!!! Kool-Aide!!"

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:14 PM
You're mama so fat, when she puts on a red dress, kids are like, "HEY!!! Kool-Aide!!"

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Mon 02/04/08 07:15 PM
Your mama is so fat, she jumped in the water and caused a huge tidal wave.

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