The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdl e

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.
I am Sloopy Chicken Dunkin !!

Tootsie Potty Sprinkles.....n2mu!

Snooty Gizzard-Butt!

sleezy farkle tush?..

Crusty Farkledunkin

I might keep it/

snooty potty boob

dorky batty-face

sneezy chickendoodle

Dorfus Chicken Tush

Tootsie GizzardBrains.

Sleezy Dippin Brains (YUCK) I don't like me anymore....

Tootsie Chicken-tush

crusty farkle chunks

doombah chicken butt...ok im a chicken butt

sloopy dippin butt

This is too funny, but i think i'll stick with my original name

SNEEZY FARKLE TUSH

Sloopy
Chicken
Tush

sloopy chickendoodle

wow that so didnt work for me

I ended up w/ my real name sloopy farkle hump