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I wonder how long it will take for him to realize the bees aren't really there ...
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I wanna be, the very last, like no one ever was.
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Topic:
Any One-Line Jokes to Spare?
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Another bad pickup line:
I worship a pagan goddess of fertility. For the ritual I will need you, a bottle of tequila, a bag of M&Ms, 2 gallons of chocolate ice cream, and a pair of handcuffs. |
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howdy
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really?
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Topic:
guys vs girls - part 165
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Topic:
PICK UP LINE
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Hi, I'm God.
Hi, I'm [insert real name]. Hey baby, give me a chance and I'll show you the best 8.5 seconds of my life. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my marbles. So if you want to play later, it will probably have to be with cards or Scrabble. |
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Topic:
Any One-Line Jokes to Spare?
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Bad pickup line:
hey baby, give me a chance and I'll show you the best 8.5 seconds of my life. |
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Topic:
guys vs girls - part 165
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catastrophic
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Topic:
Have you ever - part 16
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eaten raw eggs? |
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Topic:
guys vs girls - part 165
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707
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Cartography
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"SINGLE and HAPPY"....
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tis better to be single and happy because at least you will always understand yourself
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Yes, but I will always be on top lol *heh heh* that's what she said .... wait .... |
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Topic:
guys vs girls - part 165
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708
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Topic:
Any One-Line Jokes to Spare?
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More of a physics joke:
My ex kept saying I was lazy and never did anything. I told her I always had potential. |
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no one ever wins these things
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stalk the dust bunnies under the bed
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Topic:
Yum or yuk
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yuk
halibut jerky |
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