A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you didn't get your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."

To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

A man walked into a Supermarket with his zipper down. A Lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went away looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done shopping, a man came up to him and says, "Your fly is Open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.

He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her.

When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier in there at attention?"

The Lady (being smarter than a man) thought for a moment and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags!"