The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?"She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"

OMG...

Tooooo funny

OMG THAT'S SOOOOO SICK

Sick, very sick!

OMG!! But

now who in the hell did mommy think that was, the dog?

I don't know whats worse about that thought, Delta. Thinking that the dog is giving you oral pleasure, or not doing a damn thing about it!

That one was WRONG on soooo many levels



But I loved it, very funny

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!