Bubba decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.

"It's those big baggy
swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool.. They're years
outta style.

"Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes too
little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them.
I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you want!"

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking
new tight speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering
their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!

Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong
now?"

"Lard-Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"

eeewwww, but

haha