Community > Posts By > elwoodsully
drunk
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Topic:
New Word Game!!
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(year)
Your elephantlike ankles. Rotund. |
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kidney
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rolling
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New Word Game!!
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(exclaimed)
Every x-ray can leave an incredible medical expert dopey. |
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Topic:
Little Known Animal Facts
Edited by
elwoodsully
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Mon 02/22/10 08:06 PM
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Penguins are planning a class-action lawsuit againt all of the major tuxedo rental companies for infringement.
Miniature horses want us to know that they're not small... It's just that their larger cousins are huge. They key to understanding cats is encased in every can of alphabet soup. Polar bears wouldn't be so polar if they had lithium. |
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Topic:
New Word Game!!
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(you)
Yes, our universe. |
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Edited by
elwoodsully
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Fri 02/19/10 07:16 AM
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Yes, it's going to be in the upper 60s to low 70s here.
Did you ride the bus or bring a lunch? Hi back@ya, Rara. |
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bet
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Topic:
3 Words Only
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I am buzzed
off 8 beers and one shot Now a lightweight |
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No, I was bigger than most of my teachers by the time I was 10.. But I did get it at home...
Ever kill what you ate? |
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paper
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Topic:
Little Known Animal Facts
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Yaks take offense to humans using their name as a term of losing chow.
Bassett Hounds were brought to Earth by aliens. They use the dog's huge ears as listening devices. There will soon be a hairless cat named after the actress Eartha Kitt. Anyone calling their cat Eartha Kitt Cat will be shot. Or sued. Fleas will soon be getting agents for the circus acts they perform to amuse us. Goldfish have better memories than we credit them with; we just don't keep them interested enough for them to show any progress. |
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dam
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Joan
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(enterer)
Every nation tries enough. Really enough. Right? |
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Usually, nice dinosaurs eat rapidly. What? Any recent evidence?
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What a shame. I wish losers like the killer would start with the suicide first.
I worked corrections in Chicago for 8 1/2 years. There's a guy I babysat that is responsible for changing the laws in IL, and maybe some more states. This buttwad beat his g/f to a pulp on a few occasions, and when she filed a restrainging order, he beat her harder. He was finally sentenced to about 20 years total for the evil deeds he did. I hope he gets his fill of cold weather, cuz I know he's going to a VERY warm place when he departs this world. |
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Topic:
Ethical Dilemma
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Bros before Hos, Dude.
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Topic:
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You
Yes, or .... Usually |
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