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Tue 02/23/10 05:23 AM
drunk

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Tue 02/23/10 03:28 AM
(year)

Your elephantlike ankles. Rotund.

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Tue 02/23/10 03:23 AM
kidney

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Mon 02/22/10 08:41 PM
rolling

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Mon 02/22/10 08:40 PM
(exclaimed)

Every x-ray can leave an incredible medical expert dopey.

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Mon 02/22/10 08:06 PM
Edited by elwoodsully on Mon 02/22/10 08:06 PM
Penguins are planning a class-action lawsuit againt all of the major tuxedo rental companies for infringement.

Miniature horses want us to know that they're not small... It's just that their larger cousins are huge.

They key to understanding cats is encased in every can of alphabet soup.

Polar bears wouldn't be so polar if they had lithium.

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Mon 02/22/10 07:59 PM
(you)

Yes, our universe.

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Fri 02/19/10 07:16 AM
Edited by elwoodsully on Fri 02/19/10 07:16 AM
Yes, it's going to be in the upper 60s to low 70s here. :banana: :banana:

Did you ride the bus or bring a lunch?



Hi back@ya, Rara.

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Fri 02/19/10 07:09 AM
bet

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Thu 02/18/10 09:07 PM
I am buzzed
off 8 beers
and one shot

Now a lightweight

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Thu 02/18/10 09:05 PM
No, I was bigger than most of my teachers by the time I was 10.. But I did get it at home...


Ever kill what you ate?

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Thu 02/18/10 09:02 PM
paper

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Thu 02/18/10 10:16 AM
Yaks take offense to humans using their name as a term of losing chow.

Bassett Hounds were brought to Earth by aliens. They use the dog's huge ears as listening devices.

There will soon be a hairless cat named after the actress Eartha Kitt. Anyone calling their cat Eartha Kitt Cat will be shot. Or sued.

Fleas will soon be getting agents for the circus acts they perform to amuse us.

Goldfish have better memories than we credit them with; we just don't keep them interested enough for them to show any progress.

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Sun 02/14/10 08:14 PM
dam

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Sun 02/14/10 12:05 PM
Joan

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Sat 02/13/10 12:24 PM
(enterer)

Every nation tries enough. Really enough. Right?

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Fri 02/12/10 06:47 PM
Usually, nice dinosaurs eat rapidly. What? Any recent evidence?

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Thu 02/11/10 08:02 PM
What a shame. I wish losers like the killer would start with the suicide first.

I worked corrections in Chicago for 8 1/2 years. There's a guy I babysat that is responsible for changing the laws in IL, and maybe some more states. This buttwad beat his g/f to a pulp on a few occasions, and when she filed a restrainging order, he beat her harder. He was finally sentenced to about 20 years total for the evil deeds he did. I hope he gets his fill of cold weather, cuz I know he's going to a VERY warm place when he departs this world. pitchfork :laughing:

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Wed 02/10/10 03:56 AM
Bros before Hos, Dude.

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Wed 02/10/10 03:53 AM
You

Yes, or .... Usually