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Topic:
DIVERSITY!!!!!!!!!!
Edited by
elwoodsully
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Mon 03/01/10 05:06 AM
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Thanks, Frank.
Sully.. Diversifying Louisiana everyday. A Damned Yankee in the Bayou country.. 
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Topic:
speed test
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If you want to run a speed test for your pc, here's a site for you.
http://speedtest.atlanticbb.net/ My results were: Download Speed: 10859 kbps (1357.4 KB/sec transfer rate) Upload Speed: 949 kbps (118.6 KB/sec transfer rate) Monday, March 01, 2010 6:40:39 AM |
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babes
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Topic:
intelligent women
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The brain is the largest errogenous zone mankind possesses. As a guy with a higher than average IQ, I need a woman as smart, or smarter than myself to interest me. In my lifetime, I have only dated one woman that had an average IQ, and that didn't last very long at all. I'm awating a reply from Mensa on when I can take the test they have. I want to be introduced to a plethora of women with big brains. 
 big brains, eh?
Yeppers, big brains..  Yes, indeed.. I speak 3 languages, one of them being English. 
If a woman (since I'm NOT interested in guys) cannot speak the language corerectly, it's a big turn-off. I use slang myself, but there's a time and a place for diction. On the other hand, there are folks that have higher IQs, and look down their noses at those that have just a normal intelligence level. I hope that I never become one of those folks, and I dearly pray that I'm not percieved as one of those types by others. |
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Topic:
intelligent women
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The brain is the largest errogenous zone mankind possesses.
As a guy with a higher than average IQ, I need a woman as smart, or smarter than myself to interest me. In my lifetime, I have only dated one woman that had an average IQ, and that didn't last very long at all. I'm awating a reply from Mensa on when I can take the test they have. I want to be introduced to a plethora of women with big brains.
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killers
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squares
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spin
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Topic:
Older fast food workers
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This reminded me of Super Troopers. Here's one of the scenes from the flick. Farva is Officer Rod Farva.
Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger. Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop. Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now? Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into mic] Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger. Farva: Yeah, thanks. Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit. Farva: Gimme a pie... apple. Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva. [pause] Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents? Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get. Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it. Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it! Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage? Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy: What? Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola? Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva? Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola! Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is! Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for... [grabs burger kid by shirt] Farva: ... give me my effin' cola before I break VOUS EFFIN' LIP! |
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drone
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Topic:
New Word Game!!
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(haha)
Have another hearty appetite? |
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Topic:
New Word Game!!
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(wahoo)
What a handsome old Oldsmobile. |
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whole
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bowel
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Topic:
New Word Game!!
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Slimy Sam's licking ice milk-yummy! (yummy) You.. uh.. made me yellow? |
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Topic:
New Word Game!!
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(temper)
Tommy eats maggoty, pee encrusted rutabagas. |
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Topic:
New Word Game!!
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(tight)
That idiot's gone Hannibal tonight. |
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knack
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Topic:
Country Boy in Indiana
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Welcome, Bro. I spent 8+ years in the employ of Uncle Sugar as well. I got out right after Storm. I seem to be in the exact opposite boat as you.. (or the same..??)
I'm a Yank from Chicago that just moved down to the Bayou country of Louisiana. I'm about 20 miles inland from the Gulf. So, what's it like being the FNG again??
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Yeah, but it was an German band wearing lederhosen, and sporting tubas, so I opted out...
Ever spank your lover's behind with more than just a couple whacks? |
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