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What WITH What?
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coffee and cream , strawberries and cream and anything creamy matched with with something else ? That's the money shot right there... |
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What's Your Motto?
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When they go low, we go high No...when they go low...just lay back and relax. |
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What WITH What?
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Nipple piercings... ( . )( . )
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What WITH What?
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French fries and gravy.
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Never lose hope!
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Now the rest of the "Pride" is going to demand nothing less from any man that enters their Den...
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😊
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Welcome...now go have some fun.
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Instincts
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Well...a needle you say...
I have been called a prick on occasion |
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When you make love.
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If the bartender yells "last call"...
It's safe to say darkness can be your friend. |
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new in here
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I thought Ladyboys were women...
"the pickle jar is on the shelf" now I'm totally confused. |
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Topic:
What's Your Motto?
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Actually I really liked one time being grabbed....."That's MINE!" So I get it! :-) ....as long as no one is peeing on anyone's leg A strange woman pee'd on my leg once...at the beach...then she walked away...damn jellyfish. |
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blue eyed baby
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Mirror mirror on the wall .. who has the bluest eyes of all And what does the mirror on the ceiling say? |
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It's like watching porn...and your wife is the pornstar.
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You need to saturate her with alcohol...or whatever Bill Cosby uses. Ha ha ha....and prepare yourself to go to JAIL!!! Stick around...let me mix you a drink. Ohhh...I had enough from Bill already....not from Cosby...remember the All American Shirt?? I slipped in the oval office...Burrrppppp.... save that blouse...we can test it for DNA. |
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You need to saturate her with alcohol...or whatever Bill Cosby uses. Ha ha ha....and prepare yourself to go to JAIL!!! Stick around...let me mix you a drink. |
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Sex or chocolates
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it depends upon the sex in most cases, I prefer chocolate,,honestly the satisfaction lasts just as long with no hurt feelings, lies, betrayals, or potential to make children or catch disease there was ONE person that would always beat the chocolate, but its rare,,,, Beat the chocolate?...I never harmed a candy bar that didn't deserve it...now cream is another story...can always use a whipping. |
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blue eyed baby
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I just mailed an order for some colored contacts...oh boy! Dam, I just tried on amazon and they said they'd just sold out The early bird catches the iris. |
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Topic:
blue eyed baby
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I just mailed an order for some colored contacts...oh boy!
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there are no second chances max capacity is 1 chance if you go for more you need your brains checked that is if you have any Some women are too hot to leave behind in the first place...ain't that right, Miss Smoky. |
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Sex or chocolates
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I could cover her in Nutella first...
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It may fulfill a fetish for some.
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