Community > Posts By > Maxsterx

 
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Sun 07/16/17 04:33 PM

Well Abigail..I can understand men asking you for money .. just be firm and say no waving

When firm...I never say no.tongue2

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Sun 07/16/17 03:29 PM


I like to watch her struggle...to get looseshades
laugh laugh laugh .. watching him struggle is even more fun :-)

Spoken like a true Goddess.shades

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Sun 07/16/17 02:41 AM
I like to watch her struggle...to get looseshades

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Sun 07/16/17 02:35 AM
Would you like to live in one?...
and become a minimalist?

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Sun 07/16/17 02:26 AM

so that what happens slaphead isn't too much of anything fatal? lol

How much is too much, Miss Scepti?tongue2

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Sun 07/16/17 02:17 AM
N. Korea's internet has only 28 websites...
Bet none of them are porn, either.sad2

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Sun 07/16/17 02:03 AM
It drips down the leg sometimes.winking

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Sat 07/15/17 02:44 PM

Very Smart.

Adorably Hot.tongue2

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Sat 07/15/17 02:19 PM

Oh, I didn't know I could order a date on here.

MzRosie is going to hook us all up.tongue2

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Sat 07/15/17 02:07 PM
Don't sit on the furniture...eat anything off the table...basically don't touch anything in their house before you use baby wipes.scared

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Sat 07/15/17 08:18 AM


I'm here to start the new life am giving a trial I am new here worker and am ready to love meet older black woman for date, I'm window and searching only usa:wink: :heart:


lemme see.. older black woman who live in the usa... got it.

Welcome to Mingle2
Be patient and we'll see what we can do for you.
In the meantime, we invite you to use the Search and Mutual Match options of the site.

Good luck, Adammaker



Are you taking orders...or requests?...
Can I see the menu, pleasetongue2

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Sat 07/15/17 08:16 AM

No Boyfriend /Girlfriend Since Birth :broken_heart: :What's wrong? You or Them?

Since birth...and how old are they now?

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Fri 07/14/17 06:36 AM
All these women apologizing...have I died and went to heaven?
Somebody pinch me.what

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Fri 07/14/17 06:30 AM


The trick is learning how to spike her can of Ensure without being detected.shades


Not all older women drink Ensure, Maxsterx

Some drink whiskey...those ladies are loosened up already.tongue2

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Fri 07/14/17 06:19 AM
Death, of course...
unless you murder them for cheating...
Then you cheated the Grim Reaper...
Who may cheat you out of a quick death...
Im sorry, what was the question again?scared

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Fri 07/14/17 03:40 AM



What does being undateable mean max?

Does it mean you cant find anyone compatible that you would like to date ?

Not really...not even sure I can even explain it properly.
It may just be the next stage of life, or it might be the beginning of insanity...spock

maybe start by talking to doctor Max ? hes open topless tuesdays i heard winking

Sessions are half price...or bring a friend for a deeper discount.shades

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Fri 07/14/17 12:50 AM

Determine whether you want sweet or salty food.
Saves a LOT of time in satisfying cravings.

Quick fix=cereal.
Lazy, lazy me :-0

Any ladies with a craving for something salty should contact me immediately.tongue2

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Thu 07/13/17 10:57 AM
It's like charging us for water...sad2

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Thu 07/13/17 12:37 AM


My best roommate was a stripper...my worst was and still is, my ex-wife.
Grrrrrr...sad2


Ha ha ha...Still is??...So you still have your ex wife with you there?? Hmmmmm.....that house has too many rooms then...Can I still have a space?? On second thought....Mmmmmmm.....:laughing:

Maybe you could spank her for me...shades

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Wed 07/12/17 10:20 PM
My best roommate was a stripper...my worst was and still is, my ex-wife.
Grrrrrr...sad2

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