<Is too slow, that was to LaMom.

^ Top poster?
< Yep, and I'm out.
v Do you have anything?

Got this one in an email from a friend today.

I have met wisdom and I have met kindness, and kindness is better.

Looks like Teddybear will beat me there though, and Boredchick is gonna
surpass everyone if she stays bored much longer!

Wondering how many I've got in what, a month and a half? I might catch
up with ya Mom.

The problem I've had is bats in the house. The first one scared the heck
outta me flying back and forth. I tried the broom too, really doesn't
work with bats, just makes em fly around more crazy.

The next one that got in, I just left him alone after he found his way
to a corner above a cupboard. I think he found his way out the same way
he got in, wherever that was.

The one and only time I had a bird in the house was years ago. Getting
him out involved the cat. Sorry, I won't say anymore. I love birds, but
stay outside please.

Good to see you back Faust.

I don't know what's going on, but stick with what your heart tells you.
You say you asked God and got no answer, where do you think the feelings
in your heart come from?

Sexual favors while driving? Damn, I'm moving to GB!

Wow, we are bored aren't we boredchick? Got the same thread going in two
categories.

Actually I'm glad you're bored enough to be on here, you're pretty
funny.

It's not cell phones that should be banned. It's the bad drivers that
need to be banned. There are all kinds of distractions, as has been
mentioned.

This is one of those slippery slope situations. If you're gonna ban cell
phones, there are a lot of things just as bad. Are we gonna ban CD
players cause some guy has a wreck while trying to put one in? Or
map-reading, or swatting the kids in the back seat? They're all just as
dangerous as talking on a cell phone.

You can't pass laws against everything, all you can do is punish the
consequences, you can't prevent it all from happening. Unfortunately.

Darrell, I'm not dating any green guys though!

What's the big deal with race. It's more a matter of compatibility. You
never know where you'll find that.

He definitley counts with me, doesn't matter what he is!

I agree Jesse. Or Lynard Skynard. I know, I'm schizo.

Between the two choices it would have to be the Stones.

Why not?

I'm dating a Puerto Rican, does that count?

Did you get me on it, cause I answered the short thread.

Or do we get to have a double wedding like I asked?

Outside: Eyes, cause they're the window to what's inside.

Inside: Caring soul.

Yay!!

Wish you two all the happiness I've found. You deserve it, we all do.

Dsicover yourself, learn to love you, and then give that love to others.

The flower can never be born unless you take a chance on the seed, and
sow it. - me