Happy birthday princess!

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you may live in Alabama.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Alabama.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Alabama.

If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Huntsville for the weekend,
you may live in Alabama.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Alabama.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in Alabama.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Alabama.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Alabama.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Alabama.

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Alabama.

If everyone you meets waves at you even if they don't know you, you may
live in Alabama.

If you actually understand these jokes you definitely live in Alabama.

Mekms' pic says his arm is bored from lifting weights.

I guarantee as pretty as you are they don't think of you as just another
guy. Guys like girls who show an interest in the things they're
interested in, and you're lucky, you don't have to fake it!

I'm not mechanically inclined, but I've always liked doing outdoor
things that men like to do, and the guys enjoyed having me do things
like that with them, and it sure didn't bore them. I'm not a girly-girl,
and I don't want to be one, I don't want a man that wants one, so I'm
not going to act that way. I am a strong woman, and my man knows that
and appreciates it.

Why would I want to act like someone I'm not to get a man I don't want?

Hi Green, my prayers are with you. I went through the same thing with my
daughter a few years ago. There were times when I had no idea who she
was with and where she was living, all I could do was cry to God to keep
her safe till she could find her way back. He answered my prayers, God
always hears us, and he'll answer yours now.

I think they probably meant it as a compliment, that they like you cause
you're into the same things they are, not some girly-girl.

Don't change, be who you are and the right guy will appreciate you. If
you go hiding who you are and what you like and are good at just to get
some shallow guy, what have you gotten in exchange for losing yourself?

I stay out, I'm pretty happy all the time.

This morning it's sitting outside on my patio drinking coffee, watching
the birds and my animals play.

G'mornin' Tiger, coffee please, hi Chris, everybody.

Good afternoon Tom, howarya. Coffee time here.

There's no way to outshout Rosie.

W O O F!!!

C H R I S !

K A T I E !

Dang, I just saw her pic a few minutes ago on an older thread. She's one
of the funniest, most entertaining ones on here, hope she comes back.

Who in the world would have gotten into it with her, she's a sweetheart.
I miss all the drama seems like. Lucky me.

I missed you, did you miss me??

What does is mean if I like em all in fruit salad?

Jeans and a yellow shirt, it worked for me on my first date with my
sweetie!

I think I've settled on Boone, if I can ever get him to answer to it.

He's getting so playful, I got him a stuffed animal that he loves. And
he's well on his way to being house-broken. Yesterday is the first day I
worked since I got him, he peed on the pee pad, but waited to poop till
I got home and let him out. This morning I can't find where he did
anything, even pee. Yay, good dog!

Depends on the weather and the shoes. If they're pumps, gotta have
stockings. For some reason pumps without hose looks trashy to me. Summer
and sandals, no, gotta show off the pedicure. I actually wear pantyhose
very seldom, hate em! Thigh highs are ok.

I like all those, especially the last one.

There is nothing good or bad, but our thinking makes it so.-Shakespeare

Not sure if that's an exact quote, don't feel like looking it up.