So what annoys you about your girlfriend automatically applies to all women?

I am not so keen on shopping. Depending what I'm shopping for. Christmas or birthday pressies can be fun. Clothing, not so much.
I buy most of my stuff online.

This thread is going to need popcorn. Last week was my turn to provide it. Who's turn is it this week?

Yep. Modern Western woman loves to spend money, especially if it's someone else's money. They always feeeeeeel like they need something. They're not sure what but they're sure they need it. Besides, they know darn well guys hate shopping so it's a kind of daily getaway from the boredom of male company. You gotta admit, who wants to stay indoors all day playing Xbox? Not her! She wants to see nice things, shiny things that would match her earrings, purse, shoes, dress and the collar of a rat she calls a dog.

When she tells you she's going shopping, tell her you're going to the bar to spend all your money on beer and games with all your buddies. Herr reaction will tell you lots about how much she looooooves ya

Definitely not me

Sounds like you need to get a lot more romantic

Hi Jimmy

Excessive suspicion drives me crazy. Its such a waste of energy., and no one wants a selfish mate so I relate. I never thought about the crazy eye angle before , but they are the windows of the soul after all, and few people consciously want a crazy soul :)

PS: The friend you wrote about in your last thread generated some mighty strong red flags

Jimmy you're under a FALSE impression that if he does 'something cute' she'll come running back and want to hear him out....

it sucks he's on suicide watch, but honestly this sounds more like a ploy to 'keep her' and it doesn't sound like she's buying it..."I can't live without you, go ahead leave I'll just kill myself...." or other variations, I watched shipmates stay with complete wrecks because the didn't want to be the ones responsible for someone else's death.....

it's a manipulation tactic, so is lying for a year, I'd be willing to bet he's controlling of her as well, normally someone if leading a double life (regardless of intentions) they tend to be hyper focused on their significant other, mistrusting (he didnt trust her for a year), snooping (I would almost guarantee this one),, etc...

the guy had issues, and NEEDS counseling from a PROFESSIONAL