Ya know, you gotta love a woman that's comfortable with her body & what it does to us XY chromosome types, especially in pics like this.

Are you a circus side-show escapee?

Or if you were Achmed the Dead Terrorist, it would be "Muhammad-dammit".

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LOL, LOL, LOL, LMAO Dude, you have got to stop!! It hurts when I laugh.

I didn't say piss. Oops & neither did you. My bad.

Pay no attention to Jeffrey.

For the rest of who can, interesting theory/study.

LOL, LOL, LMAO. Dude!!!!

Couldn't tell you. I've been out of circulation meself.

Yes I did. I wasn't serious in the least. If the Rare 1 was here he would laughing right along with everyone.

Ya'll just ain't ragiht. Dissin' a man when he ain't around to defend hisself.

I guess the "approach" is my main problem. I have been out of circulation for so long, I now feel like a middle-school, acne riddled kid at the school dance.

Imagine at a hardware store the following scenario: Woman standing looking at the hammers & apparently is trying to decide which to buy. At which point I would approach her & ask "so, do you like 16 or 24oz hammers?" Immediately her eyes glaze over & when she recovers she gives me a look that says "Just what kind of geek are you?" I do an about face & try to salvage what little dignity I have remaining.

This didn't actually happen, but easily could. Help, someone, please?

If I lived within a reasonable distance of this woman, I would have 1 request. 1 each dinner & movie date. Not asking much.

Not long ago, I once saw an attractive, fit mature woman at a local grocery. She was a stunner. I thought we had made eye contact a couple of times, then she moved on to another aisle. I didn't want to continue gawking for fear of being accused of stalking someone. I always feel a bit awkward approaching someone just out of the blue. So I placed a post on the local Craig's List, under "Missed Connections". I described the person & the encounter. I'm thinking to myself, she's not the type to read these. Don't you know she responded, but not the way I hoped she would. She said in essence, that I was describing her & she couldn't remember the exact night but, here comes the wooden stake, she didn't recall seeing any "handsome strangers". OUCH!!! That was fun.

My question to the women. Would you be open to someone approaching you in the local shopping establishment? Just curious.

Yes, that is the real younger moi. Thanks for the compliment. The relationship being dissolved is in the works. Hopefully, by August I shall be a free mahn, eh? (Jamaican)

Ah, moo. Ah, most bricks are heavier than you, so I'm thinking unless you have a catapult handy, you have a problem there trying to bash old ZP. It's the Monty Python bit with the carrier pigeons & flying coconuts thing.

LOL, LMAO

OOOkaaayyyy. (stepping away ever so slowly) See ya! (runs like hell)

I think something is missing from your equation. I know, you forgot $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

Fair enough.