Community > Posts By > ClayFace2009
Topic:
The Booming Voice
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LOL i love it!
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Topic:
Name A Song A-Z - part 2
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Under the Sea
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Topic:
Horny much?
Edited by
ClayFace2009
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Fri 08/07/09 04:25 AM
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Steve went to his doctor about his impotence. The doctor prescribed some Viagra to him and said, "Hey, Steve I'll call you in a couple of days and see how this works out for you". Steve agreed and went home in much anticipation.
After a couple of days, the doctor called Steve up, and a boy answered the phone in tears. The doctor seemed a little surprised and asked, "Umm, may I please speak with Steve?" The boy answered, "Who's calling, please?" The doctor said, "This is his doctor. I'm just calling to see how the medicine I prescribed for him is working". Then the boy said, "Oh my God, what did you give him?" The doctor said, "Uhh...well, just some Viagra. Why? What's wrong?" The boy replied, "Well...my mom's in the hospital, my sister's pregnant, my butthole hurts, and my dad's out in the yard yellin, "Here, kitty kitty kitty!" |
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Topic:
Bankers Balls
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Hilarious
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Take the 2nd letter
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Abstract
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A man's man
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that was soooo funny... I'm glad you liked it. |
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Topic:
Name A Song A-Z - part 2
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Superstition
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problem-child
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A fish
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam... |
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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
Answer? Dam.... |
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Topic:
The footsteps of seth.
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It is written... Only three men have ever vanished from the earth in physical form. Or so it is written. Jesue.. and two Seths. We can follow the footsteps of the one known as christ... But has anyone tried to trace the paths of seth. What possible gain would there be of going that far back in the past? Jesus physically died, but rose again. Enoch is who you may be thinking of. "Enoch walked with God and was not", is how the Old Testament states it. Also, Elijah never died. He was taken up into the heavens on a chariot. |
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Topic:
THE BANANA TEST
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Wow, i think you're right. I AM stressed and overworked. I need a nap real bad...
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Confucius Say.....
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Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
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HErmaphrodite
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Topic:
The Cop and The Little Girl
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Hilarious
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Four Catholic Women
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Well done!
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Logic
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What the hell??
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A man's man
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A guy walks into a bar after a hard day's work. After a few seconds he notices that he stumbled into a gay bar. But he was so tired that he just went ahead and sat down. He asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says in a feminine voice, I can only serve you if you tell me the name of your penis. The man looks surprised and asks, "Why would I name my penis?" The bartender says, "Oh, it's what we all do here." The man then says, "Well, may I ask what you call your penis. The bartender says, "I call my Timex, because it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin". The man says, "Well, gimme a moment to think about that one."
The man looks to his left and sees a couple of lovers sippin on a fruity margarita. After the man gains some courage he asks the couple, "So...what do you both call your penis?" One gay man replied, "I call mine Snickers, because it always satisfies." The other said, "Mine is Nike. Just do it". Then the man turns to his right and sees a burly gay biker, and asks him what his penis was called. The biker replied, "I call mine Ford. Have you driven a Ford lately"? Finally, the man says, "Ok, I got it. I'll call my penis Secret." The bartender says, "One beer comin up...by the way, why do you call yours Secret"? The man replies, "Because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman". |
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Topic:
A man
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lol
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Topic:
Mommy, can I walk the dog?
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That's funny as hell.
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