A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take
the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because
she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the
child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the
garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but
she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad
said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag , soaked it with
gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent,
and said
"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and
only go one time round the block.."

The little girl left
and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad
asked, "Where's Belle?"




The little girl said, "She ran out of gas
about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

If you ain't laffin'...
You ain't livin'















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That's funny as hell.