Community > Posts By > ClayFace2009
Anton, that is a damn cool spacesuit
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stadium
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I wish I wouldn't be wasting my damn day on this damn site.
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answered without hesitation
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ocean
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so i had a random thought
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...well, I'm just makin sure.
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so i had a random thought
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I currently have 7 STD's and I am willing to share. What the hell...? I hope you're joking. |
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so i had a random thought
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I'd tell him I'm a virgin. ![]() Well, I'd still ask you to get tested. |
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Kids Views On Marriage
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Totally cute
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Sorry, incorrecto. I sleep totally in the nude. well, since you already told us ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No, Ma'am. I don't wear cologne. For one thing it could cause others to sneeze. And I like my own natural scent and would like to share it with women. |
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some will not compete
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Uh oh, I've got some competetition. Damn! Ok bub, let's you and me arm wrestle right now! ![]() lol I will get the bandaids! Don't need a bandaid, sweetie. Your lovin will be good enough ![]() |
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I can seeeee yoooooooou.
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some will not compete
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Uh oh, I've got some competetition. Damn! Ok bub, let's you and me arm wrestle right now!
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A wife-beater and boxers?
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Hehe :)
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How To Shower Like A Woman
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Good one. I remember this one from a few years ago, and it's still funny
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What I Want
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Ms. Mystique, lovely poem, Ma'am.
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Corrupt a wish.
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Granted. But the extra light you requested comes in the form of an overhead lamp that the police used to interrogate you. I wish I could teach the world how to sing in perfect harmony. Granted, but then the world begins to sing: "This is the song that never ends . . . " I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener. Yeah, but then you'd only be made out of lips and butthole. I wish that donuts and ice cream were health food. |
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Corrupt a wish.
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Didn`t she already cancel on ya? I wish I had a spiked watermelon. ![]() ![]() Lol, that's pretty good. |
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