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An elderly woman walked into the Bank Of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She said she wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the bank president, because she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all the customer is always right) an employee took the woman to the presidents office. The bank president asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and said 165 thousand dollars. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. She told him that she makes bets. The president was surprised and asked what kind of bets. The woman replied "Well, I'll bet you 25K that your testicles are square." The president laughed and said that is an impossible bet to win. The woman never batted an eye and said so you will take my bet? "certainly" he said "I'll bet you 25K that my testicles are not square." She said "Done, but given the amount of money do mind if I come back at 10:00 Am with my lawyer as a witness?" No problem replied the Bank President. That night the man became very nervous about the bet and spent a lot of time in front of his mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over and over again until he was sure that no one would consider his testicles square and there was no way he could lose the bet. The next morning the woman and her lawyer arrived at 10:00 exactly and acknowledgment was made between the three of them of the bet. The woman asked the bank president to drop his pants so she and her lawyer could see clearly. He was happy to oblige. The woman came close and asked if she could touch them, given the amount of money involved she wanted to be sure. The president said of course. So she did so with a smile, turning them this way and that way. Suddenly the President noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. "Why is he doing that?" he asked her. She replied " Oh probably because I bet him 100,000 that around 10:00 this morning I would have in my hands the balls of the President of the Bank Of Canada" |
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just got this same email
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she's crafty!
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Hilarious
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