needsum12luv


needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 07:07 PM Topic: Isn't that too just an ego?
In my mind Ego, is a false impression one has about themself. Self esteem is knowing ourself well enough to honestly know our good attributes, and our faults. Well spoken Panch

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 05:02 PM Topic: Dedicated to all you perv's out there...
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench. Suddenly a man comes along, flings open his trench coat and flashes them. Two have a stroke... but the third doesn't 'cause her arms aren't long enough :-) Now THAT is funny

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 10:32 AM Topic: Did you know.... - part 3
did you know.. when I was diagnosed with cancer at 15 the doctors said I wouldn't make it to 20? did you know.. I'm gonna be celebrating my 57th birthday in 2 months?? did you know.. at 25 the doc's said I'd never have kids? did you know.. I gave birth to TWO of'em? did you know.. the mind is SUCH a powerful tool, that with the right mindset.. you can beat ANY odds? Congratulations, Brave heart and strong mind, you have overcome.

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 09:29 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
I could do with another coffee......one cup is never enough! And I think I'll have toast and the bacon looks delicious. Hmmmmmm....I'm famished! (I shrug off my disappointment and start to bus the table) Yes ma'am. Bacon and Toast coming right up Here you are ma'am, will there be anything else? No coffee......... AGAIN????? (snaps my fingers....... calling needsum calling needsum, come back to earth... don't worry, she'll be back!!!) I'm so sorry Ma'am............IAM!!............IAM!!!!!!..........(guess I need to put the help wanted sign in the window again)

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 09:19 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
I could do with another coffee......one cup is never enough! And I think I'll have toast and the bacon looks delicious. Hmmmmmm....I'm famished! (I shrug off my disappointment and start to bus the table) Yes ma'am. Bacon and Toast coming right up Here you are ma'am, will there be anything else?

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 09:12 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
I could do with another coffee......one cup is never enough! And I think I'll have toast and the bacon looks delicious. Hmmmmmm....I'm famished! (I shrug off my disappointment and start to bus the table) Yes ma'am. Bacon and Toast coming right up

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 09:01 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone? Edited by needsum12luv on Sun 04/12/15 09:08 AM
Is everything ok, does anyone need more coffee or mimosas (sitting at the now empty table I pull a fork up and start tearing tines off one at a time) She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me (damn four tine forks)

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 08:48 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
(pulls up a chair next to Sky).....hi, are you from around here? No First time here. Im from the land of Oz. Quite a nice place here. Good food good friends. (the tines interlock as we both go for a bite of french toast, I pick a bite dripping with syrup and feed it to her) Yes, great location with a marvelous view of the bay. (a drip of syrup at the corner of her lip, i grab her napkin and gently dab it off for her) hmmmm I must say the service here is A+. Food is not bad either. Thank you. Have to dash now taxes to file. (Smiles demurely and walks out) (runs after her fumbling for a business card and finally catches up and hands her the card) Please come back again, would be delighted to hear from you.

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 08:39 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
(pulls up a chair next to Sky).....hi, are you from around here? No First time here. Im from the land of Oz. Quite a nice place here. Good food good friends. (the tines interlock as we both go for a bite of french toast, I pick a bite dripping with syrup and feed it to her) Yes, great location with a marvelous view of the bay. (a drip of syrup at the corner of her lip, i grab her napkin and gently dab it off for her)

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 08:15 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
(pulls up a chair next to Sky).....hi, are you from around here?

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 08:12 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
Where's my extra butter?.... Terribly sorry Ma'am, I didn't hear you Thank you. But, that's not enough butter.....lol ok....but....you'll have to wait, we're churning fresh butter as we speak

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 08:11 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
thank you I will just have my coffee and I am munching on cold pizza breakfast for the champions lol IAM!!!, WE GOT CUSTOMERS OUT HERE!!!!........someone will be with you shortly

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 08:09 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
No hurry. Take your time. I'll give to 10 minutes. Lol Here you are ma'am (what a cutie) can I please get you anything else? and excuse the french on your toast, thought I'd give it a little hint......er........flare Wow so delicious looking. Come share with me. No way can I eat all of this. (delicious looking, that's just what I was thinking) Um....I would be delighted..........Iam..........could you cover for me a moment........ Iam............IAM!!!..............where is that girl

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 08:05 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
Where's my extra butter?.... Terribly sorry Ma'am, I didn't hear you

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 07:57 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone? Edited by needsum12luv on Sun 04/12/15 07:58 AM
No hurry. Take your time. I'll give to 10 minutes. Lol Here you are ma'am (what a cutie) can I please get you anything else? and excuse the french on your toast, thought I'd give it a little hint......er........flare

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 07:53 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
Good Morning all. Now I'm hungry looking at all the delicious food. Scrambled eggs, toast and bacon for me..please Stammering and stuttering ........uh.........yes ma'am.......coming right up

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 07:48 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
Exits thread.............(muttering under her breath ..........) Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 07:40 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
I give you $10 keep the rest for tip. great service and food! thanks you are too kind........please come back again

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 07:38 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
Well then guess I will go somewhere else, I don't do buffets, I want to be served........... you can certainly order off the menu. I'll have that right up for you (walks away with a mutter under breath.......'geeesh') No no, that's ok.....I'd prefer my breakfast without any spit in it..... Wanna share my English muffin, bunny?.... Awe thx basha.......at least you got service, they wouldn't serve me...... Hey now, I said I would service y.........uh......serve you It's ok, I know lots of others who would service....I mean serve me...... Well, if that's all your after is quantity not quality

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Sun 04/12/15 07:32 AM Topic: Breakfast Anyone?
Well then guess I will go somewhere else, I don't do buffets, I want to be served........... you can certainly order off the menu. I'll have that right up for you (walks away with a mutter under breath.......'geeesh') No no, that's ok.....I'd prefer my breakfast without any spit in it..... Wanna share my English muffin, bunny?.... Awe thx basha.......at least you got service, they wouldn't serve me...... Hey now, I said I would service y.........uh......serve you

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