I love a happy ending... So when is the "happy party" ?

I get hundreds of emails a day. But they don't come straight into my inbox. It seems that someone reads them and then deletes them before I get to see them. But I can feel thier presence, and I know they WERE there.

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks THE question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry>>
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new

WI FE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: --- silence ---
HUSBAND: Damn...

People have their own opinions about everything, so here's mine.

If a person chooses to live their whole life with one race, I don't
think they would learn much. They would only know ONE thing, and never
understand anything else.

It's like taking only one subject in school.

It's fun to break up with someone for a really good reason. Then you
can find someone better, and you don't feel bad anymore.

But if you break up and it's YOUR fault... you can laugh and still find
someone else, and tease the one you left.

DATING is FUN !

Liquors been around for THOUSANDS of years, and for good reason. So
these people are right.

Drink a little bit hun.

Start off with one shot a day, and try to balance your life so that you
can drink now and then, but not fall down. Then you'll be fine.
Drinking can be fun, as long as your responsible about it. Like in the
commercial.

Or perception of reality is based on life experience. After death,
you'll see things a lot differently. Like being underwater, you don't
hear or see things the same, and the whole environment has changed.
Creatures live under the sea, in a different way. And so will we in the
next life.

Angels have no idea that we live the way we do. Their perception is not
the same. They can only watch, but not intervene in our afairs. Our
decisions are sometimes based on suggestions they give us, based on how
THEY live.

So now she knows.
It's better than going through the rest of your life wondering what
would happen if you told her. So now you have to wait to see what she
says. Good or bad, at least you'll know.

Yea, I know. Very well written.

Hold on to em tight !
Pour Hydrogen Peroxide on the wound to prevent infection. The cats
gonna go crazy from the sting, and go hide, but at least the gash won't
get infected.

I've had a Toshiba Protege laptop for over 10 years. It's a "vintage"
pentium 2 and it stills runs fine. I recommend Toshiba because they
last, and require less maintenance.

5 minutes of happiness is better than an hour of misery. Take him at
his word, and see what happens. If things don't go well, remember all
the good that came from it. Nothing except the Sun, Moon and Stars last
forever.

Do whatever you have to do so that you can be happy now.

What BRAND of whipped cream ?
I'm I the only concerned about the quality of cream this good woman has.
What if it's generic ?

I like to read the ending first. That way I have something to look
forward to.

I'm an IT person.
Yes, you can restore the Operating System, but not the files themselves.
You should attempt, if you can turn on the computer, to save as many of
your files as possible.

In the future, you should always make backup copies of your files on a
CD. I've had more than one crash, so you shouls know that no one is
really protected from Hardware failure. But you can recover from it
easily, if you plan ahead.

You probably have top notch antivirus software that catches everything.
The IM is like a foreign program, and it gets zapped.

My suggestion is to adjust the settings.

MJ made himself into another race. So, I guess a Pop-Star can shave
their head and people will still love them.

Obladi, Oblada.

Lol...
Man, that must have been some good liguor. I got drunk once and ended
up in another state. I can't remember what I was drinking that night.
Maybe it's best I don't.

If anyone's from Arizona and just happened to find this part of the
Messageboard, give me a "HI" or hello, and tell me what's good, and
whatever else is going on there.

I'm moving there in March. By the time you read this, I may or may not
already be there ! It's a long drive from Florida. Wish me luck !

That's a nice piece of poetic therapy for me. We all want, but we don't
want. The world is a conundrum.