washing the car

<<gonna make a shirt that says "Got Lackonookie?"

*average day will come into contact with 15 penises....yikes that is
158,775 for me. Yikes I feel sleezy.

Native

Last -Pearl Jam

of life-Godsmack

I'm feeling a bit dirty and sick right now.

Wow that was a mild venting.

I like a lot about being single. The freedom being my biggest like.


Dislike.....the warm body to fall asleep next to.

<<more talkative in person.

"Good looks" are for the eyes. Personality is for the brain and heart.
I dated a lot of "jocks". There wasn't any real attraction to them. I
met a "computer geek" with an amazing personality. I was not able to
keep my hands off.

Ah yes justice.

Ahh Gabby that was funny. I'll pay for the drinks.

bannas knocking at the door?

You know you are addicted to coffee if ...

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the
timer.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not
plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You answer the door before people knock.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

songbird I do think that baby in your pic knows more about computers
then I do.

<<sagittarius I am not a drunk. Look in my fridge there is only 1
beer. (remaining)

Sagittarius for me

ham, pineapple and chicken.

LOL....ouch

I'm required to wear a straight jacket in public. Does that make me
crazy???