My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.

Suddenly...noticing me staring at the woman, My wife asks, "Do you know
her?"

"Yes...", I sighed deeply, "She's my old girlfriend. I was told she took
to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."

"Unbelievable" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go
on celebrating that long?"

HA!!!Nice....

LOL....ouch

not bad,got any more?

CAN WE SAY "LOW BLOW"?

Way to go, girl!