During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest
1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact
with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your
dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...
....and wash your darn hands

I'm feeling a bit dirty and sick right now.

Ah Jesus I just ate....

*average day will come into contact with 15 penises....yikes that is
158,775 for me. Yikes I feel sleezy.

Good thing I open the bathroom door with a paper towel...and I don't
drink pool water...

if you eat fast food once a month (or less in my case...), does that
mean every damn time you eat fast food you get a pube? drats

Wash "Youre" Hands ----Spelled YOUR. There is no E.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww