Topic: the perfect wife [men]
Jillybean31's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:30 PM

hey i thought mine was pretty insightful........
I said insight...no in fright

azrae1l's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:30 PM

i got the nympho part down


but do you cover the rest of it?

texasrose9's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:30 PM
Edited by texasrose9 on Fri 03/28/08 10:31 PM

i'm gonna have to say 3-5, flat head, no teeth, big boobs, nympho, mute, blind and unbelievably rich......


Well, the first part sounds like some sort of screwdriver. Hmmmmmmm.

The second part sounds like a blow up doll stuffed with million dollar bearer bonds.........plastic...hmmmmmmmmm

NotConanObrien's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:31 PM
She'd actually do all the things women always say they love to do, like communicate about her feelings. She'd be nice, and pretty.

azrae1l's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:31 PM


hey i thought mine was pretty insightful........
I said insight...no in fright



you have something against midgets?

they deserved to be loved too!!!

first married men, now midgets, your a hater!!!!!

standingbackup's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:31 PM
If the love was true and everything else will not matter

itsmetina's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:31 PM
uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything

forever_fifites's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:32 PM

be realistic what would be your vision on what you would want a wife to be like?


I don't see your application in my files. laugh laugh

But Johnny Cash said it best.

Honey in the morning,
Honey in the evening,
Honey at supper time,
Be my little honey
and love me all the time
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

no photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:33 PM

uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything



EEEEeeeeeeeewwwwww. Two "C" words in the same sentence!noway

azrae1l's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:33 PM

uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything


well ok, but there better be some fbl in it for me.....

no photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:33 PM
huh

maraskia74's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:33 PM
hummm shed let have a boy toy we could share, shed love to work so i could stay home and raise the kids, ohh and she would be pretty, funny, and lov me for me

noway noway ohh crap iam not a guy my bad lol

wiley's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:34 PM

hummm shed let have a boy toy we could share, shed love to work so i could stay home and raise the kids, ohh and she would be pretty, funny, and lov me for me

noway noway ohh crap iam not a guy my bad lol


Marry me? flowerforyou

itsmetina's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:34 PM


uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything


well ok, but there better be some fbl in it for me.....
fbi dont know that one

no photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:35 PM
feetball

azrae1l's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:35 PM
Edited by azrae1l on Fri 03/28/08 10:35 PM



uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything


well ok, but there better be some fbl in it for me.....
fbi dont know that one


FBL...... funky butt lovin.....

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:35 PM
flowerforyou I was being realistic........ohwell

no photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:36 PM
dOOd, get a dog.

YourLove1's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:36 PM
one that is down to earth and open minded and not try to change the guy

standingbackup's photo
Fri 03/28/08 10:36 PM
Yea those are agood thing but my hands are not broken and if i can fix millon$ of equipment i can run a broom or even a vacuum