Topic: the perfect wife [men] | |
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hey i thought mine was pretty insightful........ |
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i got the nympho part down but do you cover the rest of it? |
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Edited by
texasrose9
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Fri 03/28/08 10:31 PM
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i'm gonna have to say 3-5, flat head, no teeth, big boobs, nympho, mute, blind and unbelievably rich...... Well, the first part sounds like some sort of screwdriver. Hmmmmmmm. The second part sounds like a blow up doll stuffed with million dollar bearer bonds.........plastic...hmmmmmmmmm |
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She'd actually do all the things women always say they love to do, like communicate about her feelings. She'd be nice, and pretty.
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hey i thought mine was pretty insightful........ you have something against midgets? they deserved to be loved too!!! first married men, now midgets, your a hater!!!!! |
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If the love was true and everything else will not matter
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uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything
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be realistic what would be your vision on what you would want a wife to be like? I don't see your application in my files. But Johnny Cash said it best. Honey in the morning, Honey in the evening, Honey at supper time, Be my little honey and love me all the time |
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uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything EEEEeeeeeeeewwwwww. Two "C" words in the same sentence! |
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uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything well ok, but there better be some fbl in it for me..... |
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hummm shed let have a boy toy we could share, shed love to work so i could stay home and raise the kids, ohh and she would be pretty, funny, and lov me for me
ohh crap iam not a guy my bad lol |
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hummm shed let have a boy toy we could share, shed love to work so i could stay home and raise the kids, ohh and she would be pretty, funny, and lov me for me ohh crap iam not a guy my bad lol Marry me? |
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uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything well ok, but there better be some fbl in it for me..... |
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feetball
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Edited by
azrae1l
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Fri 03/28/08 10:35 PM
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uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything well ok, but there better be some fbl in it for me..... FBL...... funky butt lovin..... |
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I was being realistic........
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dOOd, get a dog.
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one that is down to earth and open minded and not try to change the guy
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Yea those are agood thing but my hands are not broken and if i can fix millon$ of equipment i can run a broom or even a vacuum
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