Topic: the perfect wife [men] | |
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hey i thought mine was pretty insightful........ |
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i got the nympho part down but do you cover the rest of it? |
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Edited by
texasrose9
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Fri 03/28/08 10:31 PM
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i'm gonna have to say 3-5, flat head, no teeth, big boobs, nympho, mute, blind and unbelievably rich...... Well, the first part sounds like some sort of screwdriver. Hmmmmmmm. The second part sounds like a blow up doll stuffed with million dollar bearer bonds.........plastic...hmmmmmmmmm |
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She'd actually do all the things women always say they love to do, like communicate about her feelings. She'd be nice, and pretty.
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hey i thought mine was pretty insightful........ you have something against midgets? they deserved to be loved too!!! first married men, now midgets, your a hater!!!!! |
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If the love was true and everything else will not matter
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uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything
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be realistic what would be your vision on what you would want a wife to be like? I don't see your application in my files. ![]() ![]() But Johnny Cash said it best. Honey in the morning, Honey in the evening, Honey at supper time, Be my little honey and love me all the time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything EEEEeeeeeeeewwwwww. Two "C" words in the same sentence! ![]() |
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uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything well ok, but there better be some fbl in it for me..... |
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hummm shed let have a boy toy we could share, shed love to work so i could stay home and raise the kids, ohh and she would be pretty, funny, and lov me for me
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hummm shed let have a boy toy we could share, shed love to work so i could stay home and raise the kids, ohh and she would be pretty, funny, and lov me for me ![]() ![]() Marry me? ![]() |
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uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything well ok, but there better be some fbl in it for me..... |
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feetball
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Edited by
azrae1l
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Fri 03/28/08 10:35 PM
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uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm no i like cooking and cleaning though does that count for anything well ok, but there better be some fbl in it for me..... FBL...... funky butt lovin..... |
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dOOd, get a dog.
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one that is down to earth and open minded and not try to change the guy
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Yea those are agood thing but my hands are not broken and if i can fix millon$ of equipment i can run a broom or even a vacuum
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