Officer bob taught me never to play with loaded guns and that they are not toys. I'm thinking the same thing could be said about women. Never play with a loaded woman. They are not toys. They might go off and hurt you.

lmao

Oh...I am not *afraid* to do most anything. 'ell..I scuba dive with a fear of water.

But when the brain decides to go out to lunch, and you are trying to get a woman to go to dinner - well - you get kinda stupid at times.

ladies, i hereby volunteer myself for practice :P

just be urself...dont try and get all fancy and that jazz

No really. That is a banana in my pocket!

If I find someone I'm interested in, I go for it..all they can do is say no...If they say no , their loss

I know guys that would rather get in a fight in a dark alley with strangers than talk to a woman lol scardy cats

wtg Mssilverfox!!!

the only we lose is the opportunity nothing else

Here is a GREAT line that will be sure to at least get you a laugh. I made it up so you have to pay me for each use, but it's a good one :)
Just kidding about having to pay me...

Here it is:
Go up to a woman, make sure she is NOT smoking.... Then say the following:
"I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, this here is the non smoking section"
She'll be like "I'm not smoking asshole!!"
Then YOU Say:
"No, I can clearly see that you are SMOKIN!!"
However, it wont work if you WANT it to work... It's gotta be a joke line that you both can laugh at... You will AT LEAST get a good laugh and that's a pretty good way to the heart.

P.S. NEVER say to someone you have never met before that they look like, eat like, drink like, act like, smell like, eff like, etc.... one of your exes or not so exes.... Bad mojo.

I'm not scared of rejection by someone I don't even know

I just intimidate men......thus the chocolates and wine doorstep thing!! Geeeeeeeeez

Okay..am not quite that bad....

If I find someone I would want to talk to - I will. But can just see the humor in it that most consider me extremely confidant in most all I do, always sure of himself, etc etc etc.

And here - go talk to a very pretty woman - *especially* if they wear certain types of perfume - my poor brain just shuts off. I don't try to make up lines, or 'be smooth' or anything like that..but well..it is funny.

Whats the name of that perfume???

HHmm..I posted that in a different forum.

Happy hunting!

wow...must have Fran hunting down that info like a bird dog on a quail....

sorry but I dont hunt