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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS~ AND OREGON FRIENDS!!
Body: FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss. OREGON FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on your drunk ass while pissing in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs OREGON FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up! ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. OREGON FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OREGON FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that **** was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. OREGON FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. OREGON FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. OREGON FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. OREGON FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. OREGON FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. -------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. OREGON FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. OREGON FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. ------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. OREGON FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. OREGON FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. OREGON FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. --------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". OREGON FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. OREGON FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!! ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will ignore this OREGON FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS OREGON FRIENDS |
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don't worry nobody likes people from oregon anyway.......
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I thought I saw this thread with California Friends...
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