Why is it that all the girls on JSH within 50 miles of my zipcode are not as fun and cool as the girls half way across the country?

ancient chinese secret.....

Just Georgia, sugar!

cuz the ones who are far can impress you anyway they want knowing very well chances r slim you shall meet

Oh my God, It's Hannah Montana.
Hard to tell I have a 7 year old.

All the cool girls are always just out of reach!!

Yeah... damn restraining orders.

grass is greener sydrome most are affected...

I tolja once...shhhhhhh...my dad will KILL me! PS. Little known secret, my dad is under the pseudonym "MirrorMirror"....shhhhh

the ones closer are distant, because of a real chance a relationship could happen, thus they pull back. The ones far away, know like another pointed out chances are slim anything will ever come of it. So the scary commitment isnt there.

we just keep moving ...

So you can perv our profiles ..

this is New Mexico, no grass in the south part, dirt yes

This is Wisconsin. The snow is always colder on the other side. We won't see grass till July. . .

I think it is so we can all open our hearts to the possibilty that all the good ones have moved ..

Neither dared let the other approach, yet each repeatedly felt the impulse to do so himself, and yielded to it. It was foolish, frightening, ecstatic and unbearable all in one moment. It was more than curiosity. It was like a courtship -- like the meeting of the first man and the first woman in the world; it was like something beyond that; so natural is the contact of the sexes, so limited the strangeness, so shallow the reticence, so mild the repugnance to be overcome, compared with the first tingling intercourse of two different, but rational, species.
The creature suddenly turned and began walking away. A disappointment like despair.
[C. S. Lewis, Out Of The Silent Planet