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those same folks must pick thier noses in the car driving in to get them all fired up to come and poop ... at least they are regular ..
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those same folks must pick thier noses in the car driving in to get them all fired up to come and poop ... at least they are regular .. Do you know how hard it is to write programming code in structured text for a power plant with the smell of fetid cheese and recycled bacon in the air? |
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those same folks must pick thier noses in the car driving in to get them all fired up to come and poop ... at least they are regular .. Do you know how hard it is to write programming code in structured text for a power plant with the smell of fetid cheese and recycled bacon in the air? um no cause I don't even know what programming code is but maybe your office is wayy to close to the toilet .. Light a candle or get some odeban |
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they eat Taco bell on their way...so obvious...
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P.....O..........O..........P! |
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i find the sound of pooping in public 2 be disconcerting and embarassing, my course of action when crapping in a public place is 2 sit on the bowl until Im either alone in there and can drop a load without being self conscious of other people hearing my turd plopping in the water or I drop my load when someone else flushes so noone hears, doing these things can be a problem when there r 2 people waiting 4 the other 2 flush or leave b4 they go
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I play poker on my phone and get to involved in that to give a crap
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I think I'm going to burn down the bathroom at the office. Could someone explain why people choose to wait to come to work to take care of their business? By business of course I mean poop. Do we not all have toilets at home? I am a little tired of walking into the restroom and being slapped in the face by my co-workers intestinal issues. That is all. oh my gosh, this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time...funny but so true!! I wish I could print this and hang this in the restroom! |
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Fetid digested cheese? Stale beer? Pickled eggs? Green chiles? Pepperoni pizza? Wendys chili with hot sauce and sour cream? Cabbage? Yeah that was me. The bears ask each other if the biker craps in the woods and noones around to hear it does it still make a sound? It must because that smell is undescribeable!
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm that's the smell of success!
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Getcha gag reflex ON!!!!
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Dontcha wish your girlfreind was a stink like me....dontcha!?!
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I am still cracken up!!! |
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Life boils down to two things my freind- sweet ass and yoke ass. And you gotta be prepared for both.
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So yeah I think its funny to fart in the back of a squad car. I mean you're already under arrest. You got me and my bowel movements. Package deal.
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So yeah I think its funny to fart in the back of a squad car. I mean you're already under arrest. You got me and my bowel movements. Package deal. dirty boy!! |
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Ooooohhh a ticket for lewd conduct for farting in the squad car. Yeah the judge even giggled when he threw that one outta court.
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Squeeze your colon!!! Ppppppfffffftttttttt!!!
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Ooooohhh a ticket for lewd conduct for farting in the squad car. Yeah the judge even giggled when he threw that one outta court. you rebel!! |
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