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rtaylor74 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 1188	Tue 03/04/08 01:54 PM
is this the "regular" meeting of the scatalogical society?! Pull up a chair and help yourself to some bran muffins and protein shakes. (Have you tried the Hot Pockets? They're great!)

tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Tue 03/04/08 01:54 PM
..did someone in here POOP....

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 03/04/08 01:54 PM
haven't you ever heard the saying, "when you gotta go, you gotta go"

rtaylor74 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 1188	Tue 03/04/08 01:55 PM
haven't you ever heard the saying, "when you gotta go, you gotta go" Wear a diaper and sit in a cubicle far far away... Damn, though... I just wanted to wash my hands before I ate! Not smell Billy's insides!!

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 03/04/08 01:55 PM
WHOOT WHOOT

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 03/04/08 01:56 PM
haven't you ever heard the saying, "when you gotta go, you gotta go" Wear a diaper and sit in a cubicle far far away... Damn, though... I just wanted to wash my hands before I ate! Not smell Billy's insides!! or his last meal no but seriously I agree, I think I would rather my intestines burst than use a public bathroom to take care of my business. So if I dont do it I shouldnt smell it

curios789 Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 3156	Tue 03/04/08 02:00 PM
Damn, now hellkitten will have no use for me!

lcjw Joined Thu 10/11/07 Posts: 8594	Tue 03/04/08 02:02 PM
I think I'm going to burn down the bathroom at the office. Could someone explain why people choose to wait to come to work to take care of their business? By business of course I mean poop. Do we not all have toilets at home? I am a little tired of walking into the restroom and being slapped in the face by my co-workers intestinal issues. That is all.

rtaylor74 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 1188	Tue 03/04/08 02:04 PM
Damn, now hellkitten will have no use for me! Get creative. Have it surgically attached to your forehead. That'll garner interest.

Amalie Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 1239	Tue 03/04/08 02:05 PM
be glad its your co- workers and not my elderly patients..Dang they can make us close the office down. and in a hurry.

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 03/04/08 02:06 PM
I think I'm going to burn down the bathroom at the office. Could someone explain why people choose to wait to come to work to take care of their business? By business of course I mean poop. Do we not all have toilets at home? I am a little tired of walking into the restroom and being slapped in the face by my co-workers intestinal issues. That is all. Rtaylor! Where were you, buddy? You deactivated for a bit! What's up brotha... I had stalker issues. I'm just too damn sexy I guess (snort) But, I'm back wearing a mask, talking like James Earl Jones and breathing heavily Well now that you're back I can stalk you again... Not sure after this post though...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/04/08 02:09 PM
Just ate green chiles. Boy is my boss in for a surprise!

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Tue 03/04/08 02:10 PM
glad my shi- dont stink

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Tue 03/04/08 02:12 PM
the key to doing your business in a public restroom at the office is to bring an extra pair of shoes in with you so you can walk out wearing a different pair Did someone say Shoes ??

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 03/04/08 02:13 PM
the key to doing your business in a public restroom at the office is to bring an extra pair of shoes in with you so you can walk out wearing a different pair Did someone say Shoes ?? I said Whoot Whoot. Is that the same thing?

kkKen Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 11228	Tue 03/04/08 02:14 PM
Yayyyyyyyyyy,the poop is spreading.Now there's poop allover the place

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Tue 03/04/08 02:14 PM
This is a good place for a stick-up...

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Tue 03/04/08 02:15 PM
the key to doing your business in a public restroom at the office is to bring an extra pair of shoes in with you so you can walk out wearing a different pair Did someone say Shoes ?? I said Whoot Whoot. Is that the same thing? that is my call Whoot Whoot true dat ..

rtaylor74 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 1188	Tue 03/04/08 02:15 PM
I think I'm going to burn down the bathroom at the office. Could someone explain why people choose to wait to come to work to take care of their business? By business of course I mean poop. Do we not all have toilets at home? I am a little tired of walking into the restroom and being slapped in the face by my co-workers intestinal issues. That is all. Rtaylor! Where were you, buddy? You deactivated for a bit! What's up brotha... I had stalker issues. I'm just too damn sexy I guess (snort) But, I'm back wearing a mask, talking like James Earl Jones and breathing heavily Well now that you're back I can stalk you again... Not sure after this post though... It's every little boys dream, growing up on the farm in TN to be stalked by a woman like you... Seriously. Boyhood dream.

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Tue 03/04/08 02:17 PM
It's because most businesses provide free coffee. Once at work and putting down a few cups, the coffee beans start doing battle with the steak and potatoes you had last night - then sh*t happens. Also, it's free toilet paper