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Whew.... Thx Allen.... I am so not into insults hitting below the belt.
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Whew.... Thx Allen.... I am so not into insults hitting below the belt.
oooooh...yooooou're goooooooood....lol 
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I'm packin' and I'm hung like a lightswitch. grrrrrroooowwwwwwwwwlllllllll oooooooooo marry me
Hah! It does work! 
woo hoo - wait...is that a yes????
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I'm packin' and I'm hung like a lightswitch. grrrrrroooowwwwwwwwwlllllllll
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! How come that never works right for me?!?! 
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i thought hairy legs keep you warm in the winter
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I'm packin' and I'm hung like a lightswitch. grrrrrroooowwwwwwwwwlllllllll
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! How come that never works right for me?!?!
we didn't know about your light switch
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i thought hairy legs keep you warm in the winter
THAT doesn't work! I'm a freaking Gorilla and I'm always freezing! |
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you know... there's absolutely nothing wrong with a hairy women. it is sexist to expect them to shave. and it's also denying our animal nature to do so.
but damn if i wanna date a hairy chick. that's just GROSS 
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I'm packin' and I'm hung like a lightswitch. grrrrrroooowwwwwwwwwlllllllll
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! How come that never works right for me?!?!
It's all in the timing...
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we didn't know about your light switch
Well it's more of a... toggle switch. Kind of a... micro switch you could say... 
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we didn't know about your light switch
Well it's more of a... toggle switch. Kind of a... micro switch you could say...
One of those ones you have to maneuver with a toothpick or a needle? |
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I'm not comparing my lightswitch to anyone's !
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I'm not comparing my lightswitch to anyone's !
Yeah. If I were you, I wouldn't either.
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I'm not comparing my lightswitch to anyone's !
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Well... um... Yeah. 
But I have a really great personality!! 
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what does it matter if your not interested move on...and were all so perfect to judge another
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I'm not comparing my lightswitch to anyone's !
you need an independent judge! |
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I'm not comparing my lightswitch to anyone's !
Yeah. If I were you, I wouldn't either.
it ain't the flip'a the switch it's the amps in the pants... 
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I'm not comparing my lightswitch to anyone's !
Is it easy to trip on???? lol |
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