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Im sitting here in my boxerbriefs eating cheeze whiz and beer why cant I get a date.
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'cause the ladies prefer jockeys over hangars?
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where can I get in line... mmm cheeze wiz
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 Maybe you should share your beer and cheez whiz! and real women want crackers with that! 
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Edited by
Unknow
on
Fri 02/29/08 06:11 PM
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because you're not scratching your nuts before you eat the cheeze whiz. Ladies really like that
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Im sitting here in my boxerbriefs eating cheeze whiz and beer why cant I get a date.  It could be THEY know the selent but deadly bomb that awaits them later,,,as the beer bubbles,,,lol
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Im sitting here in my boxerbriefs eating cheeze whiz and beer why cant I get a date. Ummm, are you in your mom's basement? If so, well, ummm, you should put some pants on and go out with your cheeze whiz. |
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I have no clue you are adorable
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Could it be an Oklahoma issue??
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Im sitting here in my boxerbriefs eating cheeze whiz and beer why cant I get a date. Show them your junk..... ( just kidding)
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Because you're sitting home in your boxerbriefs eating cheeze whiz and beer.
You should go to the mall and do that, instead. |
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Ok Im all orange from the cheeze whiz and naked still no dates
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I love spray-cheeze!
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I told you I'd date you but you wouldn't let me use my whip...
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well, there seems to be no shortage here for you..............one word................plane!!!!!!
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Can I get a photo?
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I love spray-cheeze!
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Can I get a photo? |
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I'll date you Upland. Just get me really really really drunk first. Ok?
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switch to cheetos and I am all yours
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