The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has
ever made.
-M. Acklam

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult.
-Rita Rudner

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from
a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

thats awsome and yet so true!

That is so true. In reading it out loud my dog is happy that someone
finally understands.

Kewl!! thanks for sharing...

Miss Molly Brown appreciates the attention :o)

Yeah
It's a shame a lot of people don't treat pets any better than they treat
people. The world would be a lot better place if we all felt for each
other the way our pets feel for us.

LOL.. my kids tease me saying "you treat the dog better than you treat
US!!" LMAO.. My answer??

yeah well.. you get what ya give kiddo.... besides.. SHE listen's!!!
:o)

besides Miss Molly Brown is "Unsinkable " right

I've often found you can tell A LOT about a person by how happy and
healthy their dogs are. or any other "normal" pet for that matter.

Hey watch that "normal" pet crack Animal (JK)
just because I have 2 man eating snakes doesn't mean I'm not a regular
pet lover. Wish I could have a dog but the landlord doesn't allow pets
here and I was worried that I couldn't keep Cuddles let alone once I got
Betty but they said the snakes were ok because it's tantamount to
keeping fish since they're in a tank (they pretty much agree with me on
the fact that snakes don't cause the troubles in a rental a warm blooded
pet does)

well landlords that don't allow pets but have their own in their house
pisses me off bastards I have a dog he doesn't hurt nothing but he's
also a little shit (mini doberman)

lol that's why I said normal. I don't think most ppl could tell if a
snake was happy, or a tarantula or lizard, etc etc .
I guess maybe I should have phrased it "traditional" pets LOL