Your momma is soo fat! Even Ripleys can't believe it!

Your mama is so fat that when I took her to a movie theater, she took up 2 seats and didn't even feel the armrest in the middle!!!!

Yo Momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade ..

Yo Momma is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper .

Yo Momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence .

Yo Momma is so dumb she failed a survey .

Yo Momma is so ugly her psychiatrist makes her lay face down .

Yo Momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu .

My mom ia with the lord. I am sure that a lot other members moms's are with the lord.

Show a little class when posting something in this thread.

plp sorry for your loss but this is all done for fun. Can anything be commented on in the name of humor without offending?

yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck...


yo momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs...


yo momma is so fat her high school yearbook photo was an ariel photo...


yo momma is so fat she had to take her passpot photo with a satillite...


yo momma is so she cant even jump to a conclussion...


yo momma is so ugly she uses a line of make up called "why bother"....

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Your mama's so fat she puts her belt on with a boomarang!!

Ur momas like a shot gun with two c**ks she blows

yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

yo mama so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks:
The clitoris is a type of flower
a Pubic hair is a wild rabbit
Vagina is a medical term to describe a heart condition
A menstrual cycle has 3 wheels
A G-string is part of a violin
Semen is a term for sailors
Anus is a latin term for yearly
Testicles are found on an octopus
Asphalt describes rectal troubles
KOTEX is a radio station in Texas
Fetus was a character on Gunsmoke
An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in church
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry
A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle
An erection is when Japanese people vote
A lesbian is a person from the middle east
Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass
Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin
Douche is the french word for"twelve"
Ovaries are a french egg dish made with cheese
Scrotum is a small planet next to Uranus
A vulva is a car from Sweden

My mom has passed, too. You're not the only one.

But this is all for fun, it said at the beginning that this was not to be offensive. And if you don't like it, no ones forcing you to read it.

your mama is so fat she sweats crisco
your mama is so fat she got got baptized at sea wrold
your mama is so fat her belt size is the equator
your mama is so stupid i told her it was chilli out side and she brought a spoon
your mama is so small she handglides from a dorito
your mama is like a squirrel she always has nuts in her mouth
your mama is like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
your mama is like a racecar she burns four rubbers a day
your mama is so hairy she has afro on her nipples
your mama is so is so flat the wall gets jealous

your mommas so fat that before we had sex i had to roll her in flour to find the wet patch