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your mama so ugly you gotta throw a blanket over her so sleep can sneak up on her.
your mama so ugly when she walks into the pet store the alarm goes off. your mama so fat she fell off both sides of the bed. |
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your mama's so ungly,when she was a littlr girl she'll go trick-r-treat over the telephone
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yo momma so fat she has to keep Euro's in one pocket and Peso's in the other!
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Your mama got one leg longer then the other we call her hip hop
Your mama got one eye, one leg, one ear, one tooth so we call her UNO!!!! |
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Yo mama so fat, ya gotta take a train AND 2 buses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama so ugly, she was in the beauty salon for 3 hours, and THAT was just for the estimate. Yo mama so fat when she looks at a menu she says...."Okay" Yo mama so nasty, last time she did the splits she stuck to the floor. The only difference bewtween yo mama and a monkey is, the monkey has less hair. |
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your mama's so fat she's got more chins than china But no, it's more chins than a chinese phone book. |
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Yo momma so fat that everytime she turns around, it's her birthday.
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Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!" Yo momma so fat we're in her right now. Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!! Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Is that good? |
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Yo mama had one big titty and one small titty, and we called that b*tch biggie smalls!
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Yo mama had one big titty and one small titty, and we called that b*tch biggie smalls! HEY!! I HAVE ONE BIG ONE, AND ONE SMALL ONE!! I take offense to that! |
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Just call me biggie smallz
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Yo mama had one big titty and one small titty, and we called that b*tch biggie smalls! HEY!! I HAVE ONE BIG ONE, AND ONE SMALL ONE!! I take offense to that! My bad, my bad. I didn't think that on a thread like this there was a joke that could go too far. But hey, its like they say, alls fair in love, war, and a good yo mama joke. |
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Yo mama had one big titty and one small titty, and we called that b*tch biggie smalls! HEY!! I HAVE ONE BIG ONE, AND ONE SMALL ONE!! I take offense to that! My bad, my bad. I didn't think that on a thread like this there was a joke that could go too far. But hey, its like they say, alls fair in love, war, and a good yo mama joke. Do you think that's weird? |
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Yo mama had one big titty and one small titty, and we called that b*tch biggie smalls! HEY!! I HAVE ONE BIG ONE, AND ONE SMALL ONE!! I take offense to that! My bad, my bad. I didn't think that on a thread like this there was a joke that could go too far. But hey, its like they say, alls fair in love, war, and a good yo mama joke. Do you think that's weird? Kinda, sort of, but not really. |
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Yo mama had one big titty and one small titty, and we called that b*tch biggie smalls! HEY!! I HAVE ONE BIG ONE, AND ONE SMALL ONE!! I take offense to that! My bad, my bad. I didn't think that on a thread like this there was a joke that could go too far. But hey, its like they say, alls fair in love, war, and a good yo mama joke. Do you think that's weird? Kinda, sort of, but not really. It's not a HUGE difference for those ppl out there who are wondering. I'm just a little self conscience about it. |
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Yo mama had one big titty and one small titty, and we called that b*tch biggie smalls! HEY!! I HAVE ONE BIG ONE, AND ONE SMALL ONE!! I take offense to that! My bad, my bad. I didn't think that on a thread like this there was a joke that could go too far. But hey, its like they say, alls fair in love, war, and a good yo mama joke. Do you think that's weird? Kinda, sort of, but not really. It's not a HUGE difference for those ppl out there who are wondering. I'm just a little self conscience about it. Well...If you want, I could give you a second opinion. Sorry, I had to. |
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Yo mama had one big titty and one small titty, and we called that b*tch biggie smalls! HEY!! I HAVE ONE BIG ONE, AND ONE SMALL ONE!! I take offense to that! My bad, my bad. I didn't think that on a thread like this there was a joke that could go too far. But hey, its like they say, alls fair in love, war, and a good yo mama joke. Do you think that's weird? Kinda, sort of, but not really. It's not a HUGE difference for those ppl out there who are wondering. I'm just a little self conscience about it. Well...If you want, I could give you a second opinion. Sorry, I had to. hahaha, sure, when and where. |
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Yo mama had one big titty and one small titty, and we called that b*tch biggie smalls! HEY!! I HAVE ONE BIG ONE, AND ONE SMALL ONE!! I take offense to that! My bad, my bad. I didn't think that on a thread like this there was a joke that could go too far. But hey, its like they say, alls fair in love, war, and a good yo mama joke. Do you think that's weird? Kinda, sort of, but not really. It's not a HUGE difference for those ppl out there who are wondering. I'm just a little self conscience about it. Well...If you want, I could give you a second opinion. Sorry, I had to. hahaha, sure, when and where. Ok, um, how about here and now? |
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your momma breath stinls so bad her teeth moved out and got a restraining order hahaha |
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