A man decides that he will visit his father.
When he gets there, his dad has lunch waiting for him. As they eat their ham sandwiches they talk about the old days.The son notices that his dad has gotten a new dog.
All the father will say about the dog is that he is a stray and is very close with him.
Supper time rolls around and the father makes his son's favorite, spaghetti. The man digs in. When he gets done eating, he happens to notice some mayo still on the plate from lunch.
He says "Dad, I think you missed a spot."
His dad replies, "Son, those plates are as clean as cold water can get them."
Not wanting to ruin the trip, the man doesn't say anything else about it. He goes to bed soon after that.
The next morning he wakes up and his dad already has breakfast cooked - Eggs and Bacon. The son looks at the plate and sure enough there is spaghetti sauce still clinging to the plate.
"Dad, these plates aren't clean"
His father replies "They are as clean as cold water can get them!"
The son eats the food but keeps away from the sauce on the plate. He then goes and packs his things to head home. He and his dad chat until noon and then have lunch. Looking at the plate, it has spaghetti sauce and egg yolk on it.
Disgusted, the son stresses to his dad "Dad, these plates are really not clean. This isn't healthy."
His Dad replies "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them! I don't ever want to hear you mention it again!"
After finishing lunch the man decides it is time to leave and says his goodbye to his dad. When he gets to the front door, the dog is laying in the way. The son prods and pushes, but can't get the dog to move.
Calling to his dad for help "Hey dad, you dog won't get out of the way of the door!"
The father yells "Cold Water get over here!!"

nasty!

cute one..lol