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I wasa dancer in Canada and one night my adopted uncle/dads best friend came to the club and I happened to be on stage, that was an odd momement of what are you doing here, no what are you doing here, while trying to cover my naked ass...He has dating a co-worker and I never knew it...We still can't look at each other in the eyes....Talk about being busted with your pants off.... Lol...lmao |
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Was at a club and with a lady in my car(in the act) and had a cop shine his flashlight on my azz and the windows were down. He said EXCUSE ME,(LOL) I said, aaaaa YESSSS officier could YOU give me just a minute? It was a VERY EYE watching time for the two cops as I and HER had to get out to get dressed,,,lol Had a similar situation.............only we were on a dark side road that was leading up to an abandoned house.........The light in the window was from a sheriff, and he said "Could you please find somewhere else to finish? And not in the driveway to the new sheriff station." Because I looked so young (I was 19) he asked for my ID. Guess that is why I don't really like sheriffs. |
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Was at a club and with a lady in my car(in the act) and had a cop shine his flashlight on my azz and the windows were down. He said EXCUSE ME,(LOL) I said, aaaaa YESSSS officier could YOU give me just a minute? It was a VERY EYE watching time for the two cops as I and HER had to get out to get dressed,,,lol Had a similar situation.............only we were on a dark side road that was leading up to an abandoned house.........The light in the window was from a sheriff, and he said "Could you please find somewhere else to finish? And not in the driveway to the new sheriff station." Because I looked so young (I was 19) he asked for my ID. Guess that is why I don't really like sheriffs. LOL...rofl |
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And last but not least. One time I was working for an exterminating company and I had this one home that we had done quarterly's on for years. I was spraying the outside of this really nice home, when all of a sudden my stomach just started cramping...I tried to hold it in as long as I could, then I knew I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I went around to the front of the house and knocked on the door and this lady dressed as a maid answered the door. So I asked, may I please use your restroom. So she looked at the owner which also happened to be a female and she said go ahead and let him in. So the maid led me to a bathroom just a little ways down the hall. So I ran over to the toilet and let er rip. It was disgusting, and went on for quite a while...and stank just as bad. So as I was leaving the bathroom the maid was standing half way up the stairs and laughing. The owner had this scowl on her face and didn't look to happy. The following day they cancelled their services. |
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Let me tell you what happent to my cousin the other day when she told me about it
she sent an e-mail like this: I went out on a date with this guy and unfortunately I was sick with the flu the whole week and this was the weekend and I didn't want to cancel out on the date so I decided to still go since I was feeling better! "Big Mistake" I was laughing and all of a sudden I started coughing and I cough up a lot of stuff but I tried to smooth it down so I end up swallowing it and my date said to me "WHY DIDN'T U SPIT THAT OUT" I wanted the earth to swallow me! and then he still turn around and said to me " You betta spit that out next time" I played it off by telling him to take me home cuz I wasn't feeling good! several weeks went by B4 I could talk to him again |
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Let me tell you what happent to my cousin the other day when she told me about it she sent an e-mail like this: I went out on a date with this guy and unfortunately I was sick with the flu the whole week and this was the weekend and I didn't want to cancel out on the date so I decided to still go since I was feeling better! "Big Mistake" I was laughing and all of a sudden I started coughing and I cough up a lot of stuff but I tried to smooth it down so I end up swallowing it and my date said to me "WHY DIDN'T U SPIT THAT OUT" I wanted the earth to swallow me! and then he still turn around and said to me " You betta spit that out next time" I played it off by telling him to take me home cuz I wasn't feeling good! several weeks went by B4 I could talk to him again |
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woke up late to take my daughter to school. so ran and got int he car, in my nighty, hair standing on end and got a flat tire coming home. had to walk clear thru town like that, got the the railroad tracks and tripped over the tracks went flying so did my nighty...by the time i got home i was ready to die, my best friend who finally decided to answer her stinkin phone said she already had 3 calls that morning telling her about what they saw...i had a real hard time going out for a while i was humiliated considering it was small town of like 3000 people...OMG!!! |
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woke up late to take my daughter to school. so ran and got int he car, in my nighty, hair standing on end and got a flat tire coming home. had to walk clear thru town like that, got the the railroad tracks and tripped over the tracks went flying so did my nighty...by the time i got home i was ready to die, my best friend who finally decided to answer her stinkin phone said she already had 3 calls that morning telling her about what they saw...i had a real hard time going out for a while i was humiliated considering it was small town of like 3000 people...OMG!!! lmao...i was so screwed! |
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woke up late to take my daughter to school. so ran and got int he car, in my nighty, hair standing on end and got a flat tire coming home. had to walk clear thru town like that, got the the railroad tracks and tripped over the tracks went flying so did my nighty...by the time i got home i was ready to die, my best friend who finally decided to answer her stinkin phone said she already had 3 calls that morning telling her about what they saw...i had a real hard time going out for a while i was humiliated considering it was small town of like 3000 people...OMG!!! lmao...i was so screwed! Lol....yes you were |
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got caught trying to flush a bag of weed down the toilet by the cops..problem was the cover was down...hey..it was dark in the bathroom!
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well this was earlier today... I had been frinking the night before... long story short me and my freinds went bowling it was a good night and everyone was having a blast. I thought the coast was clear music was loud and all. So I ripped some a$$ at that very momment the music switched songs and everyone paused in mid conversation. All eyes were on me as I let loose the hounds of Hades... yeah I felt like a dirty little bastard
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When I was twenty I attended a certified course to be a medical clerk. For some reason we had to dress in medical attire. All white uniforms, white shoes, the whole day. I really hated the uniform.
On my lunch breaks I'd walk about 2 miles. It was a busy street in a busy town, so sometimes I'd get some honks. This one day the horns were blasting, to the point it was obnoxious, so I returned to the medical training school. In my 20 year old mind I was thinking I must have looked really good, that day. I had unbeknownst to me serious menstrual problems that was all down the back of my uniform. I was mortified, to say in the least. Had to call someone to pick me up, as I had ruined that white outfit. It was about a month before I took that route, for walking, again and on top of that I had to replace some of that uniform. |
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