When I worked at Gameworks @Easton I had to wear black slacks. Early on one of my shifts I ripped my pants and didn't know. I went for about 3 hours befor some one pointed out "So why don't you like underware?" I replied I like to let the boys dangle. She replied well I see that.... I went to Walmart and got a new pair of pants.

woke up late to take my daughter to school. so ran and got int he car, in my nighty, hair standing on end and got a flat tire coming home. had to walk clear thru town like that, got the the railroad tracks and tripped over the tracks went flying so did my nighty...by the time i got home i was ready to die, my best friend who finally decided to answer her stinkin phone said she already had 3 calls that morning telling her about what they saw...i had a real hard time going out for a while i was humiliated considering it was small town of like 3000 people...OMG!!!

One time I had a friend that was in the hospital, and as my ex and I were about to leave I told them to wait just a minute I had to go to the bathroom. So as I go into the bathroom, I thought how disgusting a condom machine in the bathroom at a hospital. Then I thought to myself where are all the urinals. So I saw a stall in the back and I went and peed. As I was finishing my daughter came in and I said Tara what are you doing in the mens bathroom.
She started laughing and said Dad this isn't the mens, this is the womens.
So I looked and that wasn't a condom machine on the wall.

lmao it was not a pretty site!

That is too funny

I WENT TO THE STORE,
LOADED UP THE CART...
WENT TO PAY...
BUT,HAD NO MONEY OR CREDIT CARD.

{I LEFT IT AT HOME.}

One time I had a friend that was in the hospital, and as my ex and I were about to leave I told them to wait just a minute I had to go to the bathroom. So as I go into the bathroom, I thought how disgusting a condom machine in the bathroom at a hospital. Then I thought to myself where are all the urinals. So I saw a stall in the back and I went and peed. As I was finishing my daughter came in and I said Tara what are you doing in the mens bathroom.
She started laughing and said Dad this isn't the mens, this is the womens.
So I looked and that wasn't a condom machine on the wall. :lau

Hehehe, I'm used to the women's rooms normally being on the left and the mens on the right. I had been using the mens room at my doctors office for a couple of years before it I realized it. Interesting thing, the men's room was just the same as the women's room. All stalls and no urinals.

Had a kidney stone on a weekend. They gave me morphine. Went back in to work on Monday. Worked the day, went home, so tired I fell asleep. Woke up and it was 7:30. I slept so hard. Woke up and it was 7:30. I panicked. I was supposed to be at work. I threw on new clothes and ran into work. A co-worker looked at me strangely and asked why I was there. I said I know I was late, but I sleep so long and hard. I just thought I would take a little nap. Well, it was June 7:30 am and 7:30 pm look pretty much the same. I only napped 3 hours. It was the same night. I thought I slept all afternoon and all night.