A guy is walking along a pier one day, when he sees an attractive girl sitting in a wheelchair on the end of the pier, crying. He goes up to her and asks what the problem is. She looks at him tearfully and says 'I'm 21, paraplegic, and I've never been hugged by a man', so the guy hugs her. She cheers up, then starts crying. When queried what the problem was, she replied 'I'm 21, paraplegic, and I've never been kissed.'
So the guy leans over her and gives her a long passionate kiss. She's esctatic for a bit, then starts crying once more.
'I'm 21, paraplegic, and I've never been ****ed.'
The guy looks at her, bends and gently lifts her out of the chair and throws her into the water.
'There you go. Now you're ****ed.'

noooooooo thats a badddddd one..lmao..not right....omg...

awwwwwwwwwwwwww lmao

Noooooooooooooooooooooo oh god

lol i'd make his dumbass come save me course if it was me i wouldnt be in that situation my chairs electric i'd run him down

u get em girl....

Shame on me for laughing at that one.....but it is funny....

you will meet suzanne here on the forum a lovely lady in a wheelchair.....but she would forgive you

I guess it could be worse

Was just a joke no pun intended sorry if i offended anyone

lol oldie but still funny