Heres one for ya.

A man walks into a pharmacy & wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him & asks him if he needs help.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls & a bag of string on the counter. She says, confused, “Sir I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?” He answers, “You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, & she came back with a tin of tobacco & some rolling papers, cause it’s sooo much cheaper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she”.

Would have to be a man by the age of 26 proved there was an atom, described relativity and figured out quantum mechanics. On top of this, had the ballz to correct an error he made called the "fudge factor" to prove a steady state universe to the scientific community.
favorite quotes:
"I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are details."
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
and by Tim.
I used to be well edumacated, but now I r a weldor.