I just love this!!!!!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from
the party!

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack
had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringing as he sees a huge black eye staring back
at him in the bathroom mirror.

Then he noticed a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in
red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to
make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love,
Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.

Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?" "Well, you came home
after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee
table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that
black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order
and so clean? Why do I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh that!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm
married!!'"

Broken Coffee Table............................... $239.99

Hot Breakfast........................................... $4.20

Two Aspirins............................................ $ .38

Saying the right thing at the right time.... PRICELESS

that's great

Hahahaha!
Thanks for the giggle! :-)

that was priceless, good one HEB

Ill have to remember that for some good points

that's funny

ROTFLMAO...lol thats to funny..LOL

Thought some of you might get a kick out of that one :)

this is one for the books girl!!!

good read!

I laughed out loud!!!

gotta share it with classmates!