Let me tell you something there Wolf. Women do not want a nice guy for
an intimate relationship they want the nice guys for friends. One thing
I learned is that nice guys dont get laid they get played.Women are use
to head games. They play them in hopes that they win them and thats why
say they dont want them.Im not saying that all women are that way but
the few hundred I have dated were almost that way.Today most women are
just trying to be players so they dont have to work.You have to find an
old fashioned woman if you want an honest relationship.If you find a
woman with todays morals your getting played.Sorry if I Pissed anyone
off With that answer but it is just my opinion of what I learned in the
dating scene lately.hope that helps you out a little

LMMFAO

Hey poppa.Here is some advice you can take it or leave it.I just got out
of a relationship where it started the same way.She could come over to
my place screw my brains out then go back to her husband.She told me she
loved me and not him she was just with him for the kids.When she left
him she said that I was her "soulmate".That was a bunch of crap.About a
year into it she was always making excuses for where she was.And she was
always sick and then the sex slowed way down.She said I wasnt the
rebound cuz I was living with someone with intentions to leave.When I
left the one I lived with the married one said she needed her space.I
soon started seeing someone else.Then she decided that she was wrong and
wanted me to live with her.Boy that was dumb.As soon as I moved in she
started haveing alot of phone calls where she walked out of the room.I
asked her who it was she said her mom or dad.Turns out there was some
"other guy".And the other guy knew aboutme women who cheat will always
have another guy.Another thing I learned was quit the first relationship
before starting another.Stay faithful till you leave the one you are
with.My advice is leave her before you get hurt more.The love only grows
stronger and the harder it is to leave.I never cheated on her but I am
glad I didnt cuz then I could have hurt someone badly like Iwas hurt.But
one other thing is that if you want to date other women just date one at
a time it only makes things worst.This was the first time I was involved
in something like that and boy did I learn alot.I will never do that
again.Like I said take it or leave it.Best of luck to you.

A guy walks into the mens bathroom and see's a guy with no arms in front
of a urinal.
The guy with no arms asks him for help.
He didn't want to but he agreed
When he pulled it out for him he almost passed out from the
scabs,puss,and ooze on it.
The guy with no arms finishes and asks him to zip him up.
He said no.
Then the guy with no arms pays him to do it.
When he got done zipping him up he asks him what is wrong with it.
Just then he pulls his arms out of his shirt and says "I dont know but I
sure as hell aint touching it"

Ill have to remember that for some good points

Hey snacky how can anyone think your a guy cant they see your
features?If you ask me you pretty cute.

flower child = hippie

flower=flower child

I would have to say that my theme song is I fought the law and the law
won Lips of an angel by hinder reminds me of my most recent ex so I am
not too fond of it but I am getting over of it reminding me.I am over
her but that song just puts her in my head.

Oh Id give sexy a 9

Thanks for the laugh i needed it.that was the best one I heard in awhile

Wait let me change my answer on #1 I would take them back and then make
sure they walk in on me with someone else

#1 NO WAY IN HELL
#2 Only if I lived with that person and they moved away first
#3 Only if she would go to jail and I just got a fine
#4 If kids were involved yes. kids belong with the mother in most
situations

Bill Clinton was getting off a plane carrying two pigs,one under each
arm,and one of his body guards was at the bottom of the steps to the
plane and said"Them are some mighty fine pigs,sir". Bill replied "These
aren't just any pigs these pigs are a rare breed and almost extinct" His
body guard then said "They are still fine pigs".Bill said "Thank you I
got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea". The body guard said "That's a
mighty fine trade sir"

only if i get a meal like i said im losing weight fast

ill even throw in the dust pan and a bucket

ill get you a broom and mop if you cook for me

im not saying thats all i was with her for but i did like the cooking it
was a plus

its good to have a woman to cook for men i lost 40 pounds in the last
two months cuz i left my girl

That was the joke the priest is a drunken pedafile