100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: best pick up lines..... | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
hey "big hunk" ill play with your "nutroll" you play with my "mounds" we'll hit a "rockyroad" and have a "nutragous" time
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
nice, i've heard something similar, just can't remember it. it used zagnuts though.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
lol i made a poster for a guy with the candy bars... lol it was funny
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
i'm all out, for now, i'm so tired i can't think anymor.e |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
yeah me too goodnight
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Now now there is enough of both you girls for me. Just take of your shirts and I'll get started.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
your place or mine?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Are those mirrors on your pants cause I can see myself in them
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I like my women like i like my eggs, a little over easy and out of their shell.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Got this one yesterday in an email...didn't work though!
Just a note to say, that if I died and went to heaven tonight, I would have to thank God for letting me see an angel with the most beautiful smile and gorgeous eyes I have ever seen. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
HAVE YOU GOTTEN A TICKET RECENTLY
CUZ YOU GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I'll make out with the first man who gets the ice cube out of my bra.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I'll make out with the first man who gets the ice cube out of my bra. Now that sounds like a good time! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Can i buy you a drink, or do you just want the money
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
hhx
on
Fri 01/11/08 12:51 AM
|
|
"i'll make sure you're in bed by 8 and home by eleven"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Can I see your tan lines?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
lol i made a poster for a guy with the candy bars... lol it was funny we gonna have sex 2nite? No? You mind laying down while I do? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
What's a hot guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine??
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Beauty is only a light switch away.
|
|
|
|
|
