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I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants. |
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Is that an ashtray in your pants? Or are you just glad to see me?
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
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i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you hehe, beat me to this one by a minute, seems we think alike |
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Is that an ashtray in your pants? Or are you just glad to see me? This is my retarded brother Rara. I'm sensitive. Will you sleep with me? |
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hey, i lost my dog, i think he wandered in that cheap motel room over there, can you give me a hand?
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HEY, do you remember me? no... thats funny i was in your dreams lastnight
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Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
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Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I`ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I`ll do it your way
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money Your body`s name must be Visa, because it`s everywhere I want to be |
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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
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hey lets box first one with 10 blows to the head wins
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hey lets play pinichio.... i'll sit on your face and say lie baby lie
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Edited by
rara777
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Mon 01/07/08 11:42 PM
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Is that an ashtray in your pants? Or are you just glad to see me? This is my retarded brother Rara. I'm sensitive. Will you sleep with me? LMFAO Wanna play carnival? Sit on my face and I`ll guess your weight |
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I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
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Edited by
BigCurt_31
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Mon 01/07/08 11:44 PM
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oop's gone post crazy. Sorry! I am new to this forum and don't want to blow all my wad on first night.
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
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hey whats the fastest speed you can do during sex... 68.... cause at 69 you have to turn your ass around
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Hey, how bout we do some 68, you can do me now, and I'll owe you one
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Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
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