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hey...i must be drunk... cause you look good
 j/k
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I may not be a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
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Walk up to a woman and tell her that you have a crystal ball and that you see that she's not wearing panties. If she's says "yes I am"...the reply would be..."this damn thing is running an hour fast again"...
rofl, post jacker! but actually great minds think alike. LMAO...I beat you to it ;-) Those posts were eeeerily close <insert twilight zone theme here> 
Rock on 
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** walk up to the person hand them your cell wink and simply say ...... ill call you
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is your name gillette?
because your the best a man can get |
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We'll flip a coin...head at my place, tail at yours.
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drunk me im kiss
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Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, cause if not i can walk by again.
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I got an A in Anatomy 101, baby!
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Hey, i may not be the hottest guy in here, but i'm the only one talking to you.
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hey you look like my future ex- hubby
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Edited by
BigCurt_31
on
Mon 01/07/08 11:17 PM
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I am so lame! I got a Unicorn on my arm when I was 19 just so I could ask chicks if they collected Unicorn's. I would say "why don't you take this one home and put it in your room. Is that bad?
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the word of the day is legs. So lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Lets call your left leg thanksgiving and your right christmas, can i visit you between the holidays. |
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hey you look like my future ex- hubby [/quote I might be your future one night-stand lmfao |
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hey you look like my future ex- hubby [/quote I might be your future one night-stand lmfao |
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<wipes hands on face> Here, let me clear a place for you to sit.
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See my friend over there? He's too shy to ask for your phone number. He'll need to call for directions to pick me up in the morning.
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See my friend over there? He's too shy to ask for your phone number. He'll need to call for directions to pick me up in the morning. |
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Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
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 i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you
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