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OK let's talk about some of the do's and don'ts of that first date. Tell us your funniest do's or Don't's
Such as Don't say " honey if you spank my azz and pull my hair I'll pay for dinner" actually if a woman said that to me on a first date I would probably marry her hahahaha. |
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Probably not a good Idea to ask if she brought condoms.......at least not before dinner......
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That would be second date??? |
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don t slam the door on her finger it will ruin the night
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The do's, always open the car door for her the dont's, dont close the door before her foot is in.
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Do- compare her to all the other monkeys you have been with
Do- tell her she is at least trying. D0- tell her its late and I have another date in 30 min. Do- show her you care, by kicking a bum on the street. Dont- let her pay you for the meal, after all she cooked. Dont- interrupt her compliments about you Dont- let her go without a tap on the ass |
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Do- compare her to all the other monkeys you have been with Do- tell her she is at least trying. D0- tell her its late and I have another date in 30 min. Do- show her you care, by kicking a bum on the street. Dont- let her pay you for the meal, after all she cooked. Dont- interrupt her compliments about you Dont- let her go without a tap on the ass I knew we could count on you to enlighten us on the finer points of dating hahahahahaha |
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Don't ever, ever say "yes, dear". I'd be out the door so fast the man's head would spin.
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Edited by
Ghostrider2u
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Mon 01/07/08 06:01 PM
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Do- peek down her top once in a while....they kinda like that
Dont- ask if they come in larger sizes.....they hate that |
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men - don't spend the entire time talking about your 'ex'...puhlease.
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never call me "baby, or darling, or honey bu" I am ok with sweetie though.
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men - don't spend the entire time talking about your 'ex'...puhlease. Women don't spend the entire time talking about your ex please unless it is about how terrible he was in bed lol |
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woman
Do- kiss up Do- kiss down Dont- talk Dont- care |
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Men
Do- make them laugh, show them your butt. |
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I don't think I've ever had a "Bad Date"
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never call me "baby, or darling, or honey bu" I am ok with sweetie though. I'm confused |
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never call me "baby, or darling, or honey bu" I am ok with sweetie though. hey baby get me a beer will ya?...damn and I need my feet rubbed, darlin. |
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Don't goes dressed in clown LOL
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Don't goes dressed in clown LOL Have you drinking been lol |
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Edited by
Ghostrider2u
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Mon 01/07/08 06:13 PM
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Honey, could ya stop the darlin baby from screamin.....oh and sweetie,would ya bring me a beer!!!!!
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