My dad cut this out for me from the paper. It is a hoot:

Freezer bags: They are male because the hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Tires: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

Sponges: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

Hot Air Balloons: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

Web Pages: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

Trains: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

Egg Timers: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammers: Male, because they've hardly changed in 5000 years and are occasionally handy to have around.

I am not sure I believe in soul mates. This online looking is a first for me too, but it is interesting. Besides my college aga daughter and I are both trying it out because we r both single so it makes it a fun things to compare notes on.

Women get rejected too, ya know

Don't goes dressed in clown LOL