Topic: COFFEEHOUSE CHAT FOR CHRISTIANS - part 2 | |
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Mark 16:14-20 14 So den Jesus shode up to all his d00dz wile dey was NOM NOM teh cheezbergrs an yelt an pwnd dem fer not baleevin He wuznt ded no moar. 15 An He sez, 'GTFO an GBTW tellin all teh cats an kittehs on Urfs abowt meh. 16 Tell dem teh cats dat baleev r full of WIN, an teh wons dat dont r on teh FAILBOAT an gonna get pwnd in teh hell. 17 An teh peepz full of WIN getz mah lvl ups an gonna b abl to pwn demans an 5P3@I< l33t w0RdZ, 18 an jugl snayks, an drank poysin witowt gittin hert, an respawnd ppl. k, bai.' 19 An wen he wuz doen talkin wit dem he taekd a INVISIBLE EVEVATER to teh skai an sat at da rite paw of Ceiling Cat. 20 An dey went an telded all teh catz and kittehz wat happn, and Ceiling Cat halpded dem do amazn stuffs to proev it. Kthxbai. from the lol cat bible translation Thank goodness cloud0-meister....I was reading and re-reading and thinking my eyes are going, or my brain.......to funny |
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From Saint Patrick’s Breastplate Christ be with me Christ before me Christ behind me Christ in me Christ beneath me Christ above me Christ on my right Christ on my left Christ where I lie Christ where I sit Christ where I arise Christ in the heart of every man who thinks of me Christ in the mouth of every man who speaks of me Christ in every eye that sees me Christ in every ear that hears me Salvation is of the Lord. Oh Brit......I so so so so so so love this...oh yea and soooooo love this...May I have permission to post in other threads.....It's so perfectly describes me.....Thanks britty new fav |
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Sure you can share that verse. I took a quick look in your matchmaking thread, I was surprised it was on part 7. |
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Greetings to everyone visiting today. Thank you for the prayers for my friend (DG). He really appreciates the prayer support. |
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How is DG doing Britty.....and will keep him in prayer.
When are you going to let me match you britty.....with a good Christian man....hmmmmmm lol |
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Hey Debs, I told you this morning on page 1 of part 7 of your thread - you need to find an Alpha/Beta male who is a christian. |
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i have a big prayer request.....my mom found out today that the store she works at is closing in less than a month. the only reason she works is for health benefits. so when it closes, her and my dad will have no more benefits, and at 62 & 63, they need them desperately. both have numerous prescriptions they will no longer be able to afford. they will not have enough money to pay for benefits either. i am not allowed to put them on my plan b/c they are not dependents. my parents are worried that neither one will be able to find a job with benefits at their ages. i told her to keep praying b/c my son, my brother and wife, and i already are. i told her that God will provide a way. so please pray that God will give her strength and provide a way for her and my father to get medical benefits. thanks.
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From Saint Patrick’s Breastplate Christ be with me Christ before me Christ behind me Christ in me Christ beneath me Christ above me Christ on my right Christ on my left Christ where I lie Christ where I sit Christ where I arise Christ in the heart of every man who thinks of me Christ in the mouth of every man who speaks of me Christ in every eye that sees me Christ in every ear that hears me Salvation is of the Lord. Oh Brit......I so so so so so so love this...oh yea and soooooo love this...May I have permission to post in other threads.....It's so perfectly describes me.....Thanks britty new fav I love this...I have had some of it on my aim for a while now...I think it describes what so many of us need. Thanks Britty for posting it all though |
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i have a big prayer request.....my mom found out today that the store she works at is closing in less than a month. the only reason she works is for health benefits. so when it closes, her and my dad will have no more benefits, and at 62 & 63, they need them desperately. both have numerous prescriptions they will no longer be able to afford. they will not have enough money to pay for benefits either. i am not allowed to put them on my plan b/c they are not dependents. my parents are worried that neither one will be able to find a job with benefits at their ages. i told her to keep praying b/c my son, my brother and wife, and i already are. i told her that God will provide a way. so please pray that God will give her strength and provide a way for her and my father to get medical benefits. thanks. Consider them covered in prayer my sweet. Also their is a programs just for this....and I promise as soon as it comes into my brain I will tell you what it is. |
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Edited by
feralcatlady
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Sun 01/27/08 01:56 PM
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Good Morning All:
Another amazing word today at Church. It once again confirmed that the path that God has chosen for me is the path I must adhere to...with all His Power, All His Glory. Acts 1:4-8 And gathering them together, He commanded them not to leave Jerusalem, but to wait for what the Father had promised. "Which," He said, "you heard of from Me; for John Baptized with water, but you shall be baptized with the Holy Spirit not many days from now." And so when they had come together, they were asking Him , saying, "Lord, is it at this time You are restoring the Kingdom to Israel?" He said to them, "It is not for you to know times of epochs which the Father has fixed by His own authority; but you shall receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you, and you shall be My witnesses both in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and even to the remotest part of the earth." This was so powerful to hear.....For I know that the Lord has called all Christians to go out in their community, in their work place, even as far as India, or the remotest part of the earth. Luke 4: 18-19 "The Spirit Of The Lord Is Upon Me, Because He Annointed Me To Preach the Gospel To The Poor. He Has sent Me To Proclaim Release To The Captives, And Recovery Of Sight To The Blind, To Set Free Those Who Are Down-Trodden, "To Proclaim The Favorable Year Of The Lord." God Bless to each and everyone of you. |
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Hey Debs, I told you this morning on page 1 of part 7 of your thread - you need to find an Alpha/Beta male who is a christian. and remember someone that dosen't mind a cat coughing up a fur ball or two in his food every now and then |
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Hey funches, good to see ya'
I do not have cats, or dogs, or any other pets so no danger of furballs. |
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Hey funches, good to see ya' I do not have cats, or dogs, or any other pets so no danger of furballs. hey Britty..oh I thought you were talking about feralcatlady it appears she has about a hundred cats and atleast one ear biting possum ...but do a christian woman actually have to placed with a christian gent ...couldn't a man that is not of her demonination treat her just as good if not better |
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For others maybe, that is their choice but it does not work for me funches. Hope you are having a wonderful day. |
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For others maybe, that is their choice but it does not work for me funches. I was just wondering if such a relationship would be considered as being a sin because it seems like it would be |
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Hey funches, good to see ya' I do not have cats, or dogs, or any other pets so no danger of furballs. hey Britty..oh I thought you were talking about feralcatlady it appears she has about a hundred cats and atleast one ear biting possum ...but do a christian woman actually have to placed with a christian gent ...couldn't a man that is not of her demonination treat her just as good if not better No..... She wants what she wants funches.....want to convert |
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For others maybe, that is their choice but it does not work for me funches. I was just wondering if such a relationship would be considered as being a sin because it seems like it would be I would say not a sin.....my husband is not a Christian.....He believes but doesn't practice...... |
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Edited by
funches
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Mon 01/28/08 11:48 AM
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She wants what she wants funches.....want to convert can I still watch the sci-fi channel |
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She wants what she wants funches.....want to convert can I still watch the sci-fi channel funches I love the sci-fi channel and I've been a christian my whole life! So go for it |
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Good Afternoon by the way, everyone. Just popped in to say hi and wish everyone a Blessed afternoon.
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